scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[GandalfTheWhite]

Go and read my comments in the bdf

 

[Milktalk]

hehee joe- u joey joe joe u!

Get me a cup of Joe and some fizzy Soda then use the blender!(well what do you know I had more material!)

 

[Isny]

I have 148 cats and they're all waiting to meet you

I have 4 very hungry dogs who would like to meet your cats ("meet" and "meat" rhyme with "eat").

 

[SovereignGrace]

My last three ex-girlfriends left the country, never ever to be seen again, because they said I was boring. Am I boring you, sweetie?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

My last three ex-girlfriends left the country, never ever to be seen again, because they said I was boring. Am I boring you, sweetie?

No you're not, definitely not (RUN!)

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I have 4 very hungry dogs who would like to meet your cats ("meet" and "meat" rhyme with "eat").

Well if they look like the one in your picture there, they'll be no match for my cats haha

 

[WineRose]

You wanna know how I got these scars?!

 

[joefizz]

You wanna know how I got these scars?!

I'm sure it won't be a long unbelievable story!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I work for the mafia

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I work for the Government

 

[Isny]

I work for the Government

Is your name Trump?

 

[Isny]

Well if they look like the one in your picture there, they'll be no match for my cats haha

My dogs are barking at you.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

My dogs are barking at you.

Cute widdle puppy-wuppy awwwww so cute

 

[joefizz]

Cute widdle puppy-wuppy awwwww so cute

He meant his two stinky feet!

 

[joefizz]

clap twice and shout at the top of your lungs "waffles!" before every sentence while on this date

Is your name possibly "Donkey"?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

It's a lie - they told me to tell you that

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Quickly run now while you have the chance

 

[joefizz]

It's a lie - they told me to tell you that

Well tell them to haunt someone else.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I threw my anti-psychosis meds in the bin this morning - just in time for our date

 

[mailmandan]

Are you enjoying your dinner? Oh and by the way, if you worship God on Sunday, you will receive the mark of the beast. Would you like to attend church with me on Saturday for our next date?