Get me a cup of Joe and some fizzy Soda then use the blender!(well what do you know I had more material!)
I have 148 cats and they're all waiting to meet you
My last three ex-girlfriends left the country, never ever to be seen again, because they said I was boring. Am I boring you, sweetie?
I have 4 very hungry dogs who would like to meet your cats ("meet" and "meat" rhyme with "eat").
I'm sure it won't be a long unbelievable story!You wanna know how I got these scars?!
Well if they look like the one in your picture there, they'll be no match for my cats haha
My dogs are barking at you.
He meant his two stinky feet!Cute widdle puppy-wuppy awwwww so cute
Is your name possibly "Donkey"?clap twice and shout at the top of your lungs "waffles!" before every sentence while on this date
Well tell them to haunt someone else.It's a lie - they told me to tell you that