DHL won the contract to deliver my prescriptions from my mail order pharmacy. It takes them a week to deliver the prescriptions. The Good ole snail mail USPS always delivered them in two days. When the USPS is faster than other services, that service has problems.
Mama's fried chicken is the best in the world, and I have exclusive same day service to it.
When we traveled a lot, KFC was a regular stopping place. The old sixteen piece bucket for $5.00 couldn't be beat. They didn't have any of their new dishes. It was original receipt, biscuits, mashed potatoes and gravy. It was a great way to quiet the kids.