Whose Side Are You On in The Singles Forum Ultimate Chocolate Rebellion?

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Which Team(s) Will You Choose in the Great Chocolate Rebellion?

  • I don't like chocolate. (That's it... You're off the forum! :( Just kidding!) :p

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tourist

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I am planning a wedding.... For the two sweetest persons on this site.

And they needs fountains of chocolate. One dark, on milk and one white. And tons of Strawberries and marzipan to dip in it.
That sounds like an interesting project. I like the fountain idea. Strawberries are good too but I don't know what marzipan is so now I have to google it. It is probably something good.
 

tourist

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That sounds like an interesting project. I like the fountain idea. Strawberries are good too but I don't know what marzipan is so now I have to google it. It is probably something good.
OK, it's a confectionary concoction. Sweet.
 
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Okay I just have to say this. Every time I catch up on this thread, my music nerd brain plays a clip from The Hinsons:

"Who is on the Lord's side among you?"

[video]https://youtu.be/w7qMlJooRIE?t=1m53s[/video]

Of course God made the cocoa bean... and God didn't make it with cream already added, so DARK CHOCOLATE would be the Lord's side. :D
If you're going for the original way to eat chocolate, you can do what the Mesoamericans did. They pounded it into a powder, equal parts chili peppers, and used it as a spice on their food or stirred in water and drank it. (Not sweetened in the slightest.)
 
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Sigh. It's a Dark Day in the forum, indeed.

I am thinking that the Infamous Milk Chocolate Posse is going to have to go underground for a while...

To regroup (holy smokers, I almost wrote "to regrope" :eek:)... and recruit.

You haven't seen the last of us!!!! :mad:
Not a problem, but please leave your chocolate here.
 
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Jennie-Mae

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Okay I just have to say this. Every time I catch up on this thread, my music nerd brain plays a clip from The Hinsons:

"Who is on the Lord's side among you?"

[video]https://youtu.be/w7qMlJooRIE?t=1m53s[/video]

Of course God made the cocoa bean... and God didn't make it with cream already added, so DARK CHOCOLATE would be the Lord's side. :D
Hear, hear!

Only dark chocolate is in accordance with Scripture.

:p
 
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toinena

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WHEN DID SINGLES GO CHOCOLATE BECOME BDF?????????

That in it self is blasphemy.
 
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Tinuviel

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I think this thread should be closed...it sounds awfully racist :(

"Do you like white or dark? HOW dark?" :rolleyes:
 

becc

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Just...just TAKE her! I was kinda counting on WineRose...traitor :p. And Kim? There's no way you're gonna win this one. We have two allied camps: dark and milk. You just have your white! :D
I can join your dark side.. i think milk choc is just too sweet... dark choc is way way much better....
I have a top saying "the dark side made me do it". Lol
 

Dino246

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For those with a preference for corruption, you can always add milk to your chocolate. When you come up with a way to remove milk from your chocolate to suit the preferences of the uncorrupted, then let us know. ;)
 

Didymous

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Okay I just have to say this. Every time I catch up on this thread, my music nerd brain plays a clip from The Hinsons:

"Who is on the Lord's side among you?"

[video]https://youtu.be/w7qMlJooRIE?t=1m53s[/video]

Of course God made the cocoa bean... and God didn't make it with cream already added, so DARK CHOCOLATE would be the Lord's side. :D
I used to do a Hinsons song, when I was playing music at a Pentecostal church.
 
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Jennie-Mae

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I think this thread should be closed...it sounds awfully racist :(

"Do you like white or dark? HOW dark?" :rolleyes:
Not good, not good.

There should be established a committee that can evaluate the problems this thread has caused:p.
 

Tommy379

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Not good, not good.

There should be established a committee that can evaluate the problems this thread has caused:p.
Laura Charlotte already has a social justice board to investigate.
 

tourist

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LOL.

Tommy is one of the most interesting things to happen to this forum in years.

He's like a troll that you actually WANT to root for. :p

I'm thinking it won't be long before we start selling t-shirts, coffee mugs, and other "Team Tommy" merchandise.
I want a Team Tommy coffee mug. :)
 

tourist

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I can join your dark side.. i think milk choc is just too sweet... dark choc is way way much better....
I have a top saying "the dark side made me do it". Lol
May the force be with you. :)
 

Mel85

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Was hoping to revive this thread since we’re all about talking and eating chocolate.... :)

Where does your allegiance lie?!!