I'm currently caught in a life rectangle consisting of my old laptop (which I'm loyal to but it's falling apart, literally), my new laptop (which I'm starting to get acquainted with a little at a time--we're taking it slow), and my first-ever smartphone which virtually changed my life (who knew plaguing people with voice texts could be so much fun.)
With all the time and energy I've been devoting to my little techie harem, I'm not quite sure I have time for an actual person.