How do you eat your pizza?

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How do you eat your pizza?

  • a flat slice, two handed, so the point doesn't droop.

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • fold the slice in half to add rigidity.

    Votes: 4 33.3%
  • a knife and fork.

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • like a lion, eating a zebra.

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • other.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I don't care.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • this is slightly better than the taco thread.

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • this is the dumbest thread, ever.

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Total voters
    12

Tommy379

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Jan 12, 2016
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#1
I fold mine like a taco.
 

Mel85

Daughter of the True King
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#2
D.
 
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#3
I taco it too. And ok this thread is slightly better than the taco thread. Pizza > tacos anyday ;)
 

Oncefallen

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#4
The oddest way I ever saw someone eat a slice of pizza was back when I was a kid. One of my sister's friends would eat her pizza with a fork one layer at a time.

First pick off the pepperoni or other toppings and eat them

then peel off and eat the cheese

then scrape off the tomato sauce and eat it

then consume the crust
 

tourist

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Mar 13, 2014
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#5
I agree that this thread may be slightly better than the taco thread but it may have to do with the toppings.
 

mailmandan

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#6
My wife and I are hooked on Papa Murphy's HERB CHICKEN MEDITERRANEAN DELITE PIZZA. (y) It tastes healthy for pizza. :)

 

Tommy379

Notorious Member
Jan 12, 2016
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#7
My wife and I are hooked on Papa Murphy's HERB CHICKEN MEDITERRANEAN DELITE PIZZA. (y) It tastes healthy for pizza. :)

No, no, no.....
The goal is to have a healthy pizza, that taste unhealthy.
 

Tommy379

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Jan 12, 2016
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#8
I've seen attempts to combine pizza and taco. It's never gone well. It's what I would call the holy grail.
 

Jewel5712

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Jun 22, 2018
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#10
The oddest way I ever saw someone eat a slice of pizza was back when I was a kid. One of my sister's friends would eat her pizza with a fork one layer at a time.

First pick off the pepperoni or other toppings and eat them

then peel off and eat the cheese

then scrape off the tomato sauce and eat it

then consume the crust
Thats me..i eat naked pizza..lol cools down faster that way..lol
 

tourist

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#17
Lol..thats not pizza..its a salad..lol
That type of pizza is probably gluten-free too 'cause there ain't no crust. Not sure either if pizza sauce goes with lettuce either. The toppings for this type of pizza are probably tomatoes, cucumbers and maybe some onion. Hopefully, no shredded carrots 'cause that's simply wrong.
 

tourist

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#18
Thin crust loaded with veggies? Healthy?
I actually prefer deep-pan pizza with crust stuffed with mozzarella. Sausage, banana peppers, onions. OK, maybe some mushrooms too. Possibly pineapple also 'cause I'm a wild and crazy guy. No mango.
 

TamLynn

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Not keto. I just stay away from white flour, sugar etc :) I make a yummy pizza crust called 'Fat head', but sometimes I can't be bothered. Especially if its take out.
 

Jewel5712

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Jun 22, 2018
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#20
I actually prefer deep-pan pizza with crust stuffed with mozzarella. Sausage, banana peppers, onions. OK, maybe some mushrooms too. Possibly pineapple also 'cause I'm a wild and crazy guy. No mango.
Ok..you had me at tge crust part but you lost we on the rest..lol