SINGLES EMERGENCY: NUKE POOCH REALLY NEEDS A GROUP HUG!
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Hug a stranger? Oh deah, mah suthun mannahs won't allow eeut. But I'm a humanitarian first, and a Christian before that! So how about this. Certainly not XOXOXOXO, we'll take out the kisses (keeps the Southern Belles from swooning over the thought of being considered unladylike). Also, that's way too many hugs. We'll just do one. And a circle looks too squeezy, how about just the letter "C"? that appears much more platonic (just a hug around the shoulders; very respectable). Okay, a lowercase "c". Perfect for hugging a stranger who is wielding a chainsaw indoors, laughing like a maniac. Wait...
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What? Is there something wrong with someone who cuts popsicles with a chainsaw and runs around screaming about chili? Honestly. Some people.
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You took his stapler? You do realize he kept the Swingline stapler because the Boston stapler always jammed? You also know he had to hide it from Lumbergh under penalty of being forced to take care of the insect problem down in Storage Room B? I'd sleep with a fire extinguisher if I were you.
Chili dog and giant Reeseses? Lord, take me now...I'm all done here. Aaaaahhh.
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On further reflection...if you are dedicated to learning under my tutelage, truly dedicated, then I need to rethink this situation. For anyone to want to learn to be as twisted and warped as I am, they must be even more twisted and warped, and that just won't do. Won't do at all. For the great philosopher Groucho Marx reputedly said, "I sent the club a wire stating: Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member." Groucho also said, "Outside of a dog, a book is Man's Best Friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
we are twisted by time in diffrent ways....I became your student in the future 10 years from now, I was sent back in time to help you master a graet technique that will save the world one day.... as proof your future self gave me this to give to you..*drum roll* THE POOCH CUP! contents resess chocolate, popsicles, and twix..... teach me your ways sensei! *bows in respect*
Bizarre? Us? I don't see anything at all bizarre about any of us. Again, this probably reflects (poorly) on MY mental state, or states, depending on how many of my personalities feel like answering today.
Many kudos to you, Danuck. A real man is not afraid to be a real friend.
Serious contemplations for upcoming threads:
1. "Poll: Should Seoulsearch Post Another NukePooch Thread and Risk Having Lonewolf Set the Forum on Fire?"
Fires can be beautiful, after all. And good for roasting marshmallows... a personal favorite of mine. Bring on the s'mores.
2. "Why Is Lonewolf Obsessed with Setting Things on Fire?" Maybe he needs a group hug.
Oh, The temptations!!! This is more than a former parochial school kid can bear.
I may need an intervention myself.
Many kudos to you, Danuck. A real man is not afraid to be a real friend.
Serious contemplations for upcoming threads:
1. "Poll: Should Seoulsearch Post Another NukePooch Thread and Risk Having Lonewolf Set the Forum on Fire?"
Fires can be beautiful, after all. And good for roasting marshmallows... a personal favorite of mine. Bring on the s'mores.
2. "Why Is Lonewolf Obsessed with Setting Things on Fire?" Maybe he needs a group hug.
Oh, The temptations!!! This is more than a former parochial school kid can bear.
I may need an intervention myself.
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Well, since we're so close to Valentine's Day, how about some candy hearts?
Bittersweets - Despair Inc. Presents The Perfect Gift For Valentine's Day
Jullianna, I love your style!!! (That and the fact that you're always prepared.)
Actually, at work, we're fighting to find good-quality staplers that don't conk out after a few attachments (pardon the pun), but my boss doesn't want to shell out $30 per hand-held stapler.
So, I carry a mini one of my own, along with a few other office supplies (marker, pen, tape, etc.) I suppose, in case of fire, i would have to include not only the ensemble above, but also an extremely stylish-looking fanny pack for all my beloved office supplies (fire-proof, of course.) A fellow co-worker has threatened to slap me if I actually do bring in a fanny pack (she's very much into fashion, I'm more into what's practical.)
Why is it that no matter our best intentions, there is always someone there to threaten us at every turn?!
Actually, at work, we're fighting to find good-quality staplers that don't conk out after a few attachments (pardon the pun), but my boss doesn't want to shell out $30 per hand-held stapler.
So, I carry a mini one of my own, along with a few other office supplies (marker, pen, tape, etc.) I suppose, in case of fire, i would have to include not only the ensemble above, but also an extremely stylish-looking fanny pack for all my beloved office supplies (fire-proof, of course.) A fellow co-worker has threatened to slap me if I actually do bring in a fanny pack (she's very much into fashion, I'm more into what's practical.)
Why is it that no matter our best intentions, there is always someone there to threaten us at every turn?!