SINGLES EMERGENCY: NUKE POOCH REALLY NEEDS A GROUP HUG!

[lonewolf]

And I will take my traveler's checks to a competing resort cause I asked for no salt...NO SALT on the margarita...

Well now maybe if you had remembered to put a cover sheet on your TPS reports you would have gotten no salt like you had asked.

 

[lonewolf]

(pondering the amazing foot long chili dogs they sold outside of the BX in San Antonio *drool....sigh* and hiding lonewolf's stapler)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>group huggles to the Pooch<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

*slips a giant Reese cup into his pocket for later*

 

[DanuckInUSA]

I have been married for 5 years. I am not single. But I felt the need of single brother so I gave the guy a hug....no homo.

 

[NukePooch]

Hug a stranger? Oh deah, mah suthun mannahs won't allow eeut. But I'm a humanitarian first, and a Christian before that! So how about this. Certainly not XOXOXOXO, we'll take out the kisses (keeps the Southern Belles from swooning over the thought of being considered unladylike). Also, that's way too many hugs. We'll just do one. And a circle looks too squeezy, how about just the letter "C"? that appears much more platonic (just a hug around the shoulders; very respectable). Okay, a lowercase "c". Perfect for hugging a stranger who is wielding a chainsaw indoors, laughing like a maniac. Wait...

LOL c

What? Is there something wrong with someone who cuts popsicles with a chainsaw and runs around screaming about chili? Honestly. Some people.

 

[candymyne]

real talk.. tell'em like it is sensei!

 

[NukePooch]

(pondering the amazing foot long chili dogs they sold outside of the BX in San Antonio *drool....sigh* and hiding lonewolf's stapler)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>group huggles to the Pooch<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

*slips a giant Reese cup into his pocket for later*

You took his stapler? You do realize he kept the Swingline stapler because the Boston stapler always jammed? You also know he had to hide it from Lumbergh under penalty of being forced to take care of the insect problem down in Storage Room B? I'd sleep with a fire extinguisher if I were you.

Chili dog and giant Reeseses? Lord, take me now...I'm all done here. Aaaaahhh.

 

[NukePooch]

I was just reading all of these posts and I have realized why we are all single. We are a bizzare bunch, maybe we scare other people away. Maybe... we were meant for each other? HHHMMMMMMM?

Hey! Speak for yourself! I am many things, but bizarre is not one of them. I am completely normal. SeoulSearch said so herself. Oh, wait...maybe that wasn't the best evidence...

 

[NukePooch]

I am determined master!!!! I've had parking lot training before, I already lift weights!

On further reflection...if you are dedicated to learning under my tutelage, truly dedicated, then I need to rethink this situation. For anyone to want to learn to be as twisted and warped as I am, they must be even more twisted and warped, and that just won't do. Won't do at all. For the great philosopher Groucho Marx reputedly said, "I sent the club a wire stating: Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member." Groucho also said, "Outside of a dog, a book is Man's Best Friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

 

[candymyne]

we are twisted by time in diffrent ways....I became your student in the future 10 years from now, I was sent back in time to help you master a graet technique that will save the world one day.... as proof your future self gave me this to give to you..*drum roll* THE POOCH CUP! contents resess chocolate, popsicles, and twix..... teach me your ways sensei! *bows in respect*

 

[seoulsearch]

I was just reading all of these posts and I have realized why we are all single. We are a bizzare bunch, maybe we scare other people away. Maybe... we were meant for each other? HHHMMMMMMM?

Bizarre? Us? I don't see anything at all bizarre about any of us. Again, this probably reflects (poorly) on MY mental state, or states, depending on how many of my personalities feel like answering today.

I have been married for 5 years. I am not single. But I felt the need of single brother so I gave the guy a hug....no homo.

Many kudos to you, Danuck. A real man is not afraid to be a real friend.

Serious contemplations for upcoming threads:

1. "Poll: Should Seoulsearch Post Another NukePooch Thread and Risk Having Lonewolf Set the Forum on Fire?"

Fires can be beautiful, after all. And good for roasting marshmallows... a personal favorite of mine. Bring on the s'mores.

2. "Why Is Lonewolf Obsessed with Setting Things on Fire?" Maybe he needs a group hug.

Oh, The temptations!!! This is more than a former parochial school kid can bear.

I may need an intervention myself.

 

[candymyne]

oh! oh! oh! do one for me! the Candy pool!!!

 

[NukePooch]

Bizarre? Us? I don't see anything at all bizarre about any of us. Again, this probably reflects (poorly) on MY mental state, or states, depending on how many of my personalities feel like answering today.

Well, when we all put our minds together, who knows what will happen.

 

[CameronMMS]

the heck? what kind of thread did i stumble into this time?.......

 

[thimsrebma]

Well, when we all put our minds together, who knows what will happen.

this is great. i love despair. wait no, not despair but despair.com or despair inc.

 

[NukePooch]

this is great. i love despair. wait no, not despair but despair.com or despair inc.

Well, since we're so close to Valentine's Day, how about some candy hearts?

Bittersweets - Despair Inc. Presents The Perfect Gift For Valentine's Day

 

[Jullianna]

You took his stapler? You do realize he kept the Swingline stapler because the Boston stapler always jammed? You also know he had to hide it from Lumbergh under penalty of being forced to take care of the insect problem down in Storage Room B? I'd sleep with a fire extinguisher if I were you.

Chili dog and giant Reeseses? Lord, take me now...I'm all done here. Aaaaahhh.

I have learned at my office that staplers are the root of all E-V-I-L

 

[Jullianna]

Bring it on, lonewolf *hides all evil staplers*

 

[seoulsearch]

Jullianna, I love your style!!! (That and the fact that you're always prepared.)

Actually, at work, we're fighting to find good-quality staplers that don't conk out after a few attachments (pardon the pun), but my boss doesn't want to shell out $30 per hand-held stapler.

So, I carry a mini one of my own, along with a few other office supplies (marker, pen, tape, etc.) I suppose, in case of fire, i would have to include not only the ensemble above, but also an extremely stylish-looking fanny pack for all my beloved office supplies (fire-proof, of course.) A fellow co-worker has threatened to slap me if I actually do bring in a fanny pack (she's very much into fashion, I'm more into what's practical.)

Why is it that no matter our best intentions, there is always someone there to threaten us at every turn?!

 

[Jullianna]

LOL @ Seoul. I completely understand. Is it sad that we actual HAVE our favorite office tools that we guard with our lives????

 

[NukePooch]

LOL @ Seoul. I completely understand. Is it sad that we actual HAVE our favorite office tools that we guard with our lives????

Well, that's what makes the movie Office Space hit home...there's some truth to the movie. Either that, or I just have a case of the Mondays.