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I, the missis, was walking back across a non-lighted two-way street after ordering lunch, with no light, coming back,
I got to the one side of the two-way and had to stop in the middle because the opposite left side and right side were
both full of traffic - I was standing in the middle of the left turn lane because there was no one turning left -
anyway, I stood there for about 3 minutes and the traffic was coming-on full force behind them while I was standing
patently waiting for a break to cross over - long story short, the people in the left lane stopped full traffic behind them
and told me to go, but in the right lane it was coming full-on, suddenly, the people in the right lane stopped full traffic
behind them and let me cross and we all waved - i took this as a blessing that God gave to me through some
beautiful people, and in my thankfulness, I blew them a heart-felt KISS in my thankful gratitude and of course,
I gave all the Glory to God -
a simple thing some may think, but a blessing of Love from my Heavenly Father filled my heart...
I, the missis, was walking back across a non-lighted two-way street after ordering lunch, with no light, coming back,
I got to the one side of the two-way and had to stop in the middle because the opposite left side and right side were
both full of traffic - I was standing in the middle of the left turn lane because there was no one turning left -
anyway, I stood there for about 3 minutes and the traffic was coming-on full force behind them while I was standing
patently waiting for a break to cross over - long story short, the people in the left lane stopped full traffic behind them
and told me to go, but in the right lane it was coming full-on, suddenly, the people in the right lane stopped full traffic
behind them and let me cross and we all waved - i took this as a blessing that God gave to me through some
beautiful people, and in my thankfulness, I blew them a heart-felt KISS in my thankful gratitude and of course,
I gave all the Glory to God -
a simple thing some may think, but a blessing of Love from my Heavenly Father filled my heart...
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I have a blonde niece named Sophia and let me tell you she lacks the wisdom that God gave a goose....
Greek for wisdom is Sophia.........
As a matter of fact I have three bleach blonde nieces and never believed the blonde joke thing until them....The middle one, Sierra, was told she could breathe under water....she tried it.......and some of the things that have come out of their mouths.....I just stand a look while shaking my head....
Greek for wisdom is Sophia.........
As a matter of fact I have three bleach blonde nieces and never believed the blonde joke thing until them....The middle one, Sierra, was told she could breathe under water....she tried it.......and some of the things that have come out of their mouths.....I just stand a look while shaking my head....
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a horse walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the horse's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the horse. "Your name is written inside the cover."
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