It's Early Morning And... You're Out of ("REAL") Coffee... What Do YOU Do?

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It's Early Morning and You're OUT of REAL Coffee!! What Do You DO???

  • Rebuke this horrible situation because it's obviously from the devil!

    Votes: 5 55.6%

  • Pray for the grace to make it to the store before it's too late!

    Votes: 3 33.3%

  • Resort to fixing... INSTANT COFFEE because that's all you have on hand!

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • Resort to drinking... DECAF COFFEE because if you drink enough (5 gallons,) it might do something!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Stumble over to your "love thy neighbor" to see if THEY have any real coffee!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • There's no more coffee. It's time to be with Jesus!

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • Resort to driving through Starbait and paying $5 for a mediocre, burnt-tasting fix!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • GO WITHOUT, but only after praying for EXTRA STRENGTH (because it's won't be from the coffee!)

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • Resort to drinking... SOMETHING ELSE -- WITHOUT CAFFEINE! (Like... WATER? Are you crazy??!"

    Votes: 3 33.3%

  • Resort to drinking... SOMETHING ELSE, but STILL has caffeine (pop, chocolate milk, Red Bull, etc.)!

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Total voters
    9
Lynx

Lynx

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seoulsearch said:
*cough* You're *cough* OLD, *cough* Cat!

Sorry about that. :whistle:

Hairball. :cool:
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Wait, am I the pot or the kettle here?

That's like me saying the chocolate you like is too strong for me.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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seoulsearch said:
*cough* You're *cough* OLD, *cough* Cat!

Sorry about that. :whistle:

Hairball. :cool:
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I don't need your rocking chair
Your geritol or your Medicare
I've still got neon in my veins
This gray hair don't mean a thang!
I rock hard, but it's all online
Don't worry bout me, I'm doing fine
I may be old but I ain't yet there
I don't need your rocking chair
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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seoulsearch said:
*cough* You're *cough* OLD, *cough* Cat!

Sorry about that. :whistle:

Hairball. :cool:
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Lynx said:
Wait, am I the pot or the kettle here?

That's like me saying the chocolate you like is too strong for me.
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Alas.

For the record, I'm actually older than Lynx -- by a few years.

I think I have more gray in my whiskers than he does. :LOL: (Don't look, but I might have more whiskers, too!) :ROFL:

However, I still reserve the right to pick on him from both sides.

It gives me twice the jokes to use on such a fur-midable opponent. :cool:
 
K

Karlon

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i'll drink water & be happy!. i do not complain about anything..........anymore. it took me awhile but i learned.
 
Cameron143

Cameron143

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Lynx said:
I don't need your rocking chair
Your geritol or your Medicare
I've still got neon in my veins
This gray hair don't mean a thang!
I rock hard, but it's all online
Don't worry bout me, I'm doing fine
I may be old but I ain't yet there
I don't need your rocking chair
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You probably don't need
Green eggs and ham.
You do not need them,
@Lynx you am.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Cameron143 said:
You probably don't need
Green eggs and ham.
You do not need them,
@Lynx you am.
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We ran breakfast bar
For a coon hunt club
Green eggs we saw
When they sat in the tub.
I don't like green eggs
That means they are old
I don't want to chance it
They might have mold
 
tourist

tourist

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#27
NightTwister said:
What is "out of coffee?" I have about 12 different ways to make coffee including a Nespresso machine. I order my regular beans online and always make sure to order when I open the last pound. The Nespresso store is also only 15 minutes drive.
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I worked for over 4 years in Florida in a distribution center with an exclusive contract shipping Nespresso coffee, machines, accessories, etc. Drank a lot of espresso while I worked there. Excellent coffee.
 
tourist

tourist

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#28
Mem said:
Seriously, running out of coffee is like running out of TP. Yet, there are many people that don't notice that they're out until they are sitting on the pot.
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...or their pot is empty. The coffee pot that is.
 
Magenta

Magenta

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Success! I have Starbucks coffee and fresh veggies plus prepared egg salad to show for my venturing forth .(y):giggle:

Plus I had a very pleasant visits with a few different people and a dog also .:D
 
Cameron143

Cameron143

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Lynx said:
We ran breakfast bar
For a coon hunt club
Green eggs we saw
When they sat in the tub.
I don't like green eggs
That means they are old
I don't want to chance it
They might have mold
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Your bathing rites aside,
I have little doubt,
You've seen many things
As you've meandered about.
But if green eggs and ham
Do not meet your approval,
Merely have a club member
Arrange for their removal.
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Cameron143 said:
Your bathing rites aside,
I have little doubt,
You've seen many things
As you've meandered about.
But if green eggs and ham
Do not meet your approval,
Merely have a club member
Arrange for their removal.
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We were the ones
Who were cooking the food
When the eggs turned green
They were no longer good
We'd throw them out
For the dogs to eat
Humans won't eat it
So the dogs got a treat
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Aug 13, 2014
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seoulsearch said:
Alas.

For the record, I'm actually older than Lynx -- by a few years.

I think I have more gray in my whiskers than he does. :LOL: (Don't look, but I might have more whiskers, too!) :ROFL:

However, I still reserve the right to pick on him from both sides.

It gives me twice the jokes to use on such a fur-midable opponent. :cool:
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Actually the gray hair is the worst part. I have more gray than she does.

In fact my hair is buzz cut and she has long hair, and I still have more gray hair than she does. It's just not fair!
 
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RodB651

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Coffee inspired poetry!!!

Oh yall are good! 😀
 
Cameron143

Cameron143

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Lynx said:
We were the ones
Who were cooking the food
When the eggs turned green
They were no longer good
We'd throw them out
For the dogs to eat
Humans won't eat it
So the dogs got a treat
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You may have wasted
An opportunity great.
Any morsel colored green
Is welcomed on an Irish plate.
So if in the future
Opportunities appear,
Color spoiled food green
If a leprechaun is near.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Cameron143 said:
You may have wasted
An opportunity great.
Any morsel colored green
Is welcomed on an Irish plate.
So if in the future
Opportunities appear,
Color spoiled food green
If a leprechaun is near.
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My family's scotch-irish
With celtic luck to match
But old scrambled eggs
Are NOT deemed a good catch
You're welcome to have them.
Come fill up your plate
(Well... You can have them next time
This time you're too late)
 
Cameron143

Cameron143

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Lynx said:
My family's scotch-irish
With celtic luck to match
But old scrambled eggs
Are NOT deemed a good catch
You're welcome to have them.
Come fill up your plate
(Well... You can have them next time
This time you're too late)
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Oh, I am not Irish,
Only Scottish descent.
My concern was only
That wisdom was lent.
What with sky high prices
Who can afford waste?
I simply desire
Your life to be graced.
 
MsMediator

MsMediator

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I only drink coffee once in awhile. My go-to hot drink is herbal tea, followed by green tea, but that happens usually in the evenings. I do like iced coffee a lot but I get it from outside.
 
G

gb9

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being a southerner, a glass of sweet tea is my go-to if there is no coffee...
 
Lynx

Lynx

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gb9 said:
being a southerner, a glass of sweet tea is my go-to if there is no coffee...
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But... But... But the sugar rush doesn't last even a quarter as long as a caffeine high!

I mean, granted, in the South some sweet tea is VERY sweet. McDonald's sweet tea in the South is diabetes in a cup. But still, it can't last very long.
 
Dino246

Dino246

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Lynx said:
By the way... Does anybody else find it almost depressingly fitting that toilet paper came up in the coffee thread?
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Coffee does have a laxative effect on some people. 😏
 
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