Although I have never actually eaten a paint chip (I normally just drink paint straight out of the can), paint chips look like they would be dry and flakey in taste. To my recollection, I have only eaten a croissant once, and that was not really by choice. I had forgotten to buy breakfast foods at the supermarket the day before, and I had to grab a breakfast sandwich from a local WAWA (which is the sound that came out of me after biting into the croissant - WAH
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) on my way to work. Normally, they make their breakfast sandwiches on bagels, but they must have been out of them that day. I am simply not into dry food. Well, sawdust doesn't taste that bad, but I normally only eat that when my Stanley Wet/Dry Vac is on the fritz.