This topic made me laugh after i saw the noble Jerry Springer in there. Now this is a topic i understand @seoulsearch . So let's make this family thanksgiving party great again. Seoul, i brought you to this show to tell you something. You're not SAVED !I AM. You're not!
Now obviously,
@Eli1 is someone who REALLY understands the TRUE spirit of this thread!! He has even GENEROUSLY supplied the entertainment for the day!!
Everyone get your food ready, and start bringing it in!!! This is EXACTLY what we've been waiting for!! We don't even have to go looking for a fight, Eli brought the fight TO us!! THANK YOU ELI!
Now, we just need to have this thread looking like the prize display at a church potluck, pronto.
Does everyone have a comfy seat (no fighting over the first row, at least NOT until Eli and I have finished this first round!) and a plateful of snacks?
GREAT!!! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!
As for Eli's HARSH and COMPLETELY ALLEGED allegations that I AM NOT SAVED -- all I can say is...
I WANT TO SEE THE PATERNITY!!! I'M NOT THE FATHER, I'M TELLING YOU!!!
Oh wait. That must have been the fight I was in THIS MORNING... I guess I'm in some kind of a DIFFERENT fight now??? (That's another hallmark of forum drama -- it can be hard to tell where one fight ends -- IF it does... and when another fight begins.)
I'll have to change gloves

and get back to you on this one,
@Eli1!

(And you'd better be prepared, because I'm going to be bringing my LAMINATED "I Am Too Saved, You Heathen!" card and putting it on full display!!!
Until then, I deny all allegations until I have secured legal(istic) counsel!!!
(For anyone who doesn't remember or has never heard of "The Jerry Springer Show," it was an American talk show starting in the 90's that became famous for its many, many brawls that both the guests and the audience would break into. Security was always holding people back and dragging them off stage or away from someone else.
Some of the most famous episodes were the ones in which guests would present a paternity test to a panel of men (all of whom could have supposedly been the father,) resulting in an eruption of accusations and denials afterwards.)
I hope this gives everyone enough time to go grab a second round of snacks... And don't forget a nice cold beverage to wash it down! (Surely someone is bringing the beverages?!)
Awesome to see you in the thread
@Eli1!!
Please feel free to stop by anytime.
*Seoulsearch is cleverly stalling by way of flattery while gathering up all the IRREFUTABLE evidence that she IS INDEED saved!!*
*Necessary Disclaimer: I am in no way, shape, or form trying to mock or belittle the very serious business of becoming or being saved. However, what I AM poking gentle fun at, is when some people seem to think they have the 100% accurate "ability" to ALWAYS be able to tell exactly who is and isn't saved, especially when all they know about them are a few glimpses of who they are on an online forum. But yet, anyone who disagrees with them over ANYTHING -- always conveniently gets thrown into the "UNSAVED!!!" bucket.*