It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood! Won't You Be My Neighbor?

[Lanolin]

I'd take it all except for the chickens. They poop wherever they happen to be, and I don't see no yard there. They'd be pooping on the street, or maybe on the doorstep.

Well, no trees, no birds, no chickens, no eggs and no food for you.

Sometimes you got to take the bad with the food good

I'm sure there is an inner courtyard that will be chicken-free esp if you clip their wings so they can't fly in or attempt to jump over the door/gate.

I think I'd take chicken over a dog any day. Dog poop is not pleasant and they do not bury their turds. At least chickens ones make good manure for the garden/compost.

Anyway...be interesting what other neighbourhoods ppl come up with. I worked in retirement villages...and they were kind of interesting, some were somewhat dead places on the outside..rest homes could be worse though.

A lot of them would be done according to a specific plan/blue print and they made a lot of money for those at the top. Imagine being the landlord for those that had hundreds of occupants. They'd make millions, if not billions. They did not allow chickens of course. Very clean and sterile too.

 

[Lanolin]

Well they are clean to begin with. When maintenance lapses due to lack of cashflow, then it all goes to pot.

Although some villages are perfectly lovely, I remember scouting one out that was established and had a chapel/church in the middle and going in and you could FEEL the prayers in the sanctuary...like you know God had His presence there.

 

[G00WZ]

I would live in a floating castle and i would fly it just inches over seouls house like "yeah that's enough sun for the day" mind you it's like 7:20 in the morning.

 

[Lanolin]

Magic Carpets

No cars...just magic carpets and rainy days only with sunshine so there can be rainbows, or at night. Can we control the weather too?

 

[CarriePie]

I want a house that looks just like the Munster house with same landscaping as the Munster's had; Munster Koach parked out front and definitely no HOA.

 

[tourist]

If I were still single I would go with the tent or maybe my car. Actually, we are homeowners, 3 bedroom, 2 baths, laundry room. 1200 square feet in a quiet neighborhood. Not sure of the lot size but it is one of the bigger ones on the block. Not a bad set-up for the two of us. Kind of peaceful.

 

[RodColeman]

Should we have an HOA?

Meaning an organization to tell us what we can and can't do with our own property? And we would pay them to do this?

Sure, sounds like fun!

 

[seoulsearch]

Should we have an HOA?

Meaning an organization to tell us what we can and can't do with our own property? And we would pay them to do this?

Sure, sounds like fun!

I can't wait to find out which members are giving out the tax assessments.

Talk about a way to boost one's popularity!!

 

[seoulsearch]

I would live in a floating castle and i would fly it just inches over seouls house like "yeah that's enough sun for the day" mind you it's like 7:20 in the morning.

Me, shaking my fist @G00WZ and his little floating castle as he blocks my essential sunshine at exactly 7:20 AM!!!

 

[Churchgoer]

I can't wait to find out which members are giving out the tax assessments.

Talk about a way to boost one's popularity!!

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I see houses like this one on hiking trails, maybe they are exempted from tax?

 

[RodColeman]

I can't wait to find out which members are giving out the tax assessments.

Talk about a way to boost one's popularity!!

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"Oh, you want to install a bird bath? That's cute, read the CC&Rs first!"

 

[seoulsearch]

I see houses like this one on hiking trails, maybe they are exempted from tax?

Lol.

Knowing the government...

I would guess they're still very much included, but I could be wrong.

I've heard that this is exactly why there are so many restrictions/laws against people living in small spaces (tiny houses, campers, RV's, sheds,) or even storage units -- because the counties haven't figured out a way to tax them yet.

 

[seoulsearch]

"Oh, you want to install a bird bath? That's cute, read the CC&Rs first!"

Who's going to be the one to tell the birds they're going to have pay taxes to use that fountain?!

 

[Lanolin]

So glad I live in a country where nobody's ever heard of HOA

But wait what's this, I can't renovate the outside of my character villa and replace the rotting wooden window sashes with aluminium siding?

I am going to write an angry letter to the City Council and the mayor!!

 

[Lanolin]

Also, if you pay the Council enough they will let you have your own helicopter pad in your back yard. Who cares about the neighbours and wildlife and trees on your flight path.

They could use your money to build another motorway!

 

[RodColeman]

Also, if you pay the Council enough they will let you have your own helicopter pad in your back yard. Who cares about the neighbours and wildlife and trees on your flight path.

They could use your money to build another motorway!

What about a UFO hangar? (Ssshhhh. Don't spread word of that around too much.)

 

[Churchgoer]

Who's going to be the one to tell the birds they're going to have pay taxes to use that fountain?!

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Jesus said the lily in the field, the bird in the sky, they have no worries, He sure is not kidding. They pay no tax.

 

[G00WZ]

Me, shaking my fist @G00WZ and his little floating castle as he blocks my essential sunshine at exactly 7:20 AM!!!

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Plays music over the terrestrial screaming

 

[Lanolin]

What about a UFO hangar? (Ssshhhh. Don't spread word of that around too much.)

Only in America

Although I wouldn't mind living in a stardome


Cleaning the roof might be an issue though if it was totally transparent


C

 

[Edith]

I am the nosy neighbor who knows and talks to everybody even when they don't want to talk