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I think that 2011 had a longer barrel than the AR in that video. Lol
In a lot of states the police will arrest the homeowner for shooting outside the house.
Long before the blm defund the police movement, I had one bad cop tell me that he would have arrested the victims of an armed ambush from rifle fire from the top of a cliff above.
The teens were walking along the RR tracks to their public fishing spot.
Shots from the road/ cliff just above them were striking all around them from a high powered semiautomatic. The sniper was trying to murder two boys for no apparent reason.
The kids were fortunately able to escape unhit.
He reported to one police officer about how this was the third time he was the victim of a random sniper attack.
He told the cop he might buy a handgun for self defense. The bad cop threatened to arrest him if he would have shot back in self defense and told him to not buy one.
The kid asked the police officer, What do you expect me to do, just get shot to death or you will lock me in a prison?
The cop said, Buy a bullet proof vest.
Moral of the story, do what the Lord wants you to do because nobody but He will protect us.
I've had to deal with a lifetime of attacks from face diapers like those in the video.
God has protected me in so many ways.
In a lot of states the police will arrest the homeowner for shooting outside the house.
Long before the blm defund the police movement, I had one bad cop tell me that he would have arrested the victims of an armed ambush from rifle fire from the top of a cliff above.
The teens were walking along the RR tracks to their public fishing spot.
Shots from the road/ cliff just above them were striking all around them from a high powered semiautomatic. The sniper was trying to murder two boys for no apparent reason.
The kids were fortunately able to escape unhit.
He reported to one police officer about how this was the third time he was the victim of a random sniper attack.
He told the cop he might buy a handgun for self defense. The bad cop threatened to arrest him if he would have shot back in self defense and told him to not buy one.
The kid asked the police officer, What do you expect me to do, just get shot to death or you will lock me in a prison?
The cop said, Buy a bullet proof vest.
Moral of the story, do what the Lord wants you to do because nobody but He will protect us.
I've had to deal with a lifetime of attacks from face diapers like those in the video.
God has protected me in so many ways.
I've heard worse jokes about that gun amendment.
In a science fiction book titled "The City Who Fought" they were using hand guns that (one character of course mentioned) were manufactured by Ursinars, an alien species who "always maintained it was their right to arm bears."
In a science fiction book titled "The City Who Fought" they were using hand guns that (one character of course mentioned) were manufactured by Ursinars, an alien species who "always maintained it was their right to arm bears."
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Catholic Church Distances Self From Pope Francis
CHURCH·May 20, 2024
WORLD — After a series of shocking unbiblical statements from the Supreme Pontiff, the Catholic Church officially distanced itself from Pope Francis.
"Honestly, we're not sure how this guy got in here to begin with," said a spokesperson for the Vatican. "We think there was some kind of mistake with the vote counting or something. It's weird. It's possible we accidentally elected some guy off the street who never read a Bible and he's been kissing babies and determining our theology for years. Boy, wouldn't that be embarrassing!"
Sources from the Vatican confirmed that they are convening to discuss what to do with Francis, and whether they can replace him without causing a schism in the Roman Catholic church.
"Whatever we do, we should probably get rid of this guy and find someone qualified," said the spokesperson. "Yesterday, I asked him what his favorite Psalm was and he said 'Piano Man.' This is not good."
At publishing time, Francis promised he would make up for his statements and actually read the Bible once he had finished Das Kapital Volume III.
Babylon Bee.com
CHURCH·May 20, 2024
WORLD — After a series of shocking unbiblical statements from the Supreme Pontiff, the Catholic Church officially distanced itself from Pope Francis.
"Honestly, we're not sure how this guy got in here to begin with," said a spokesperson for the Vatican. "We think there was some kind of mistake with the vote counting or something. It's weird. It's possible we accidentally elected some guy off the street who never read a Bible and he's been kissing babies and determining our theology for years. Boy, wouldn't that be embarrassing!"
Sources from the Vatican confirmed that they are convening to discuss what to do with Francis, and whether they can replace him without causing a schism in the Roman Catholic church.
"Whatever we do, we should probably get rid of this guy and find someone qualified," said the spokesperson. "Yesterday, I asked him what his favorite Psalm was and he said 'Piano Man.' This is not good."
At publishing time, Francis promised he would make up for his statements and actually read the Bible once he had finished Das Kapital Volume III.
Babylon Bee.com
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