~Chuckle for the Day~

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TheLearner

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lAST weekend, a family on my side came to visit that I had not seen in years. The Boys peed on the bathroom floor. I made them mop and dry the floor. Later, the oldest refused to clean up after himself. I told him I would go to his School and say over the intercom that by name that he goes #1 on the floor. He said, he has a girlfriend. I pointed out after my announcement he will not have one. His oldest Sister, next school day doing announcements named all her brothers and that they pee on the floor.
 
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Karlon

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she: "i had to marry you to find out how stupid you are".
he: "you should have known that the minute i asked you"!
 
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Zandar

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My doctor: Saint Fuhrer isn't real. Saint Fuhrer can't hurt you.

Saint Fuhrer:

 
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Lynx

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The last name in that joke has been photoshopped so many times that the pixels are getting fatigued.
 
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Karlon

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Mr. Dew: "what did your teenage daughter do all summer"?
Mr Harry: "her hair & nails".
 
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