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upon entering a room in a hotel, a woman recognized a well known government official pacing up & down & asked what he was doing there. "i am going to deliver a speech", he said. "do you usually get very nervous before addressing a large audience", she asked. "nervous", he replied, "no, i never get nervous". "in that case", demanded the lady, "what are you doing in the ladie's room"
AOC Demands To Know Where Alito Bought An Upside-Down U.S. Flag
POLITICS·May 23, 2024
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As controversy continued to swirl around Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez demanded to know where Alito bought an upside-down U.S. flag.
After reports surfaced that an inverted American flag had been spotted flying over Alito's home, AOC issued a statement calling for the source of Alito's offensive flag so that the vendor could be reprimanded appropriately.
"Where does someone even get an upside-down American flag, anyway?" Ocasio-Cortez asked reporters. "Every store that sells flags should know how offensive an inverted U.S. flag is and should never manufacture or sell them to anyone. I think we all deserve to know where Justice Alito was able to purchase an upside-down American flag, don't you?"
AOC even went as far as to threaten legislative action to hold Alito accountable. "Don't even think I won't get to the bottom of this," she said. "Anyone who is selling inverted American flags should be publicly outed as un-American and a threat to democracy itself! As a Supreme Court judge, Justice Alito must be held to a higher standard. If there is some type of black market for upside-down U.S. flags, the American people deserve to know about it."
AOC expressed concern that more people would begin purchasing upside-down American flags if they were made easily attainable. "The next thing you know," she warned, "everyone will be able to have an inverted flag."
At publishing time, AOC was unable to be reached for further comment due to getting her head stuck between the spindles of the U.S. Capitol staircase banister."
Babylon Bee
Oops, there I'm being divisive again.
Puuuleease forgive me you AOC fans.
I hope nobody was too offended.
She is really an attractive intelligent representative of her party. Hardly any of her voters are smarter than she.
😁
POLITICS·May 23, 2024
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As controversy continued to swirl around Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez demanded to know where Alito bought an upside-down U.S. flag.
After reports surfaced that an inverted American flag had been spotted flying over Alito's home, AOC issued a statement calling for the source of Alito's offensive flag so that the vendor could be reprimanded appropriately.
"Where does someone even get an upside-down American flag, anyway?" Ocasio-Cortez asked reporters. "Every store that sells flags should know how offensive an inverted U.S. flag is and should never manufacture or sell them to anyone. I think we all deserve to know where Justice Alito was able to purchase an upside-down American flag, don't you?"
AOC even went as far as to threaten legislative action to hold Alito accountable. "Don't even think I won't get to the bottom of this," she said. "Anyone who is selling inverted American flags should be publicly outed as un-American and a threat to democracy itself! As a Supreme Court judge, Justice Alito must be held to a higher standard. If there is some type of black market for upside-down U.S. flags, the American people deserve to know about it."
AOC expressed concern that more people would begin purchasing upside-down American flags if they were made easily attainable. "The next thing you know," she warned, "everyone will be able to have an inverted flag."
At publishing time, AOC was unable to be reached for further comment due to getting her head stuck between the spindles of the U.S. Capitol staircase banister."
Babylon Bee
Oops, there I'm being divisive again.
Puuuleease forgive me you AOC fans.
I hope nobody was too offended.
She is really an attractive intelligent representative of her party. Hardly any of her voters are smarter than she.
😁
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For those who don't get the "inside" joke....
Those were two shows that got scripts from the C👀A for some episodes.
The spin off series called the Lone Gunman, had it's first episode, the pilot, written by them. Alex Jones interviewed the star of the show about this episode. Everyone should watch it. I'll post it here and In my Predictive Programming or Beast Tech threads for easier to find reference material. If the family members and friends wake up to 9//, perhaps they will take the fact that they should not trust the medical doctors/ nurses seriously concerning the shots.
Those were two shows that got scripts from the C👀A for some episodes.
The spin off series called the Lone Gunman, had it's first episode, the pilot, written by them. Alex Jones interviewed the star of the show about this episode. Everyone should watch it. I'll post it here and In my Predictive Programming or Beast Tech threads for easier to find reference material. If the family members and friends wake up to 9//, perhaps they will take the fact that they should not trust the medical doctors/ nurses seriously concerning the shots.
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