The Thread of Cringe

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WineRose

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Howdy!

Got some pictures or jokes that are really cringy and dad-like? Post them here! Let's see how this turns out...
 
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joefizz

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I mean, those pictures that belong on LiveLeak, and not on CC...
I was kidding of course lol,but yeah hopefully people choose pictures wisely!
 
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joefizz

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#8
Howdy!

Got some pictures or jokes that are really cringy and dad-like? Post them here! Let's see how this turns out...
It'll probably take awhile for me to find one that fits my thoughts on my dad/dads(adopted father and bio father)
 

Lynx

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Hmm, cringe-worthy jokes eh?

Hey did you hear about the guy who invented tic-tacs? Man, that dude made a mint!
 

Lynx

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So you've all heard the joke that a pirate's favorite letter is RRRRR, right?

Well that's not really true. A pirate's first love has always been the C. (sea

But we know the C is harsh mistress. And a pirate always marks his real treasure with an X.

But really, all a pirate wants is a new I. (eye)

And of course they are always making their prisoners walk the h. (math joke, Planck's constant)
 

Lynx

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SEEN IN THE NEWSPAPER: Last night it seems there was a 50,000 alarm fire... at the alarm factory.

Billy Joel was briefly detained, but they knew he didn't start it.
 
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Stranger36147

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SEEN IN THE NEWSPAPER: Last night it seems there was a 50,000 alarm fire... at the alarm factory.

Billy Joel was briefly detained, but they knew he didn't start it.
;)

[video=youtube;m50p-XScreM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m50p-XScreM[/video]
 
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joefizz

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Well come to think of it some of my terrible jokes are inherited from my dad and are cringe worthy so let's see...what are you an alien or something?
were you born in a barn?
stop letting the flies out!
you pour the wine and I'll cut the cheese.
release the kraken!
it's making my brain numb just thinking on these to type.
 
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Depleted

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#16
Howdy!

Got some pictures or jokes that are really cringy and dad-like? Post them here! Let's see how this turns out...
[video=youtube;FrQyfjRdHB4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrQyfjRdHB4[/video]

 

PennEd

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WARNING. No barf bag provided with this joke!

Why does Norway have bar codes on their ships hulls?

Because they have to Scan da navy in!
 
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My dad is well known for his bad taste in jokes. He used to know hundreds of them -- one for any given event in life.

He remembers only one now that he is in assisted living for Alzheimer's. Strangely, it's become his favorite joke.

I went to the doctor because I was having problems with my memory.

The doctor told me, "Don't worry. Just go home and forget about it."
(And now you know where I get my weird sense of humor from.)

 
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So you've all heard the joke that a pirate's favorite letter is RRRRR, right?

Well that's not really true. A pirate's first love has always been the C. (sea

But we know the C is harsh mistress. And a pirate always marks his real treasure with an X.

But really, all a pirate wants is a new I. (eye)

And of course they are always making their prisoners walk the h. (math joke, Planck's constant)
I fear Post and Yah will get the end of this joke and laugh like crazy. lol