My life would be so much easier if ___________ (fill in the blank)

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tourist

tourist

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calibob said:
You never had an iced carmel machiado? w/2 shots of expresso they cost about 7 bucks. Perfect thing for a cop on a hot day!
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Skip the iced caramel machiado whatever that was. I'll just take the 2 shots of espresso.
 
tourist

tourist

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calibob said:
If could figure out how to invent a reverse microwave that makes hot things cold in seconds like gelato or slushy style coffee. Yum! $$$
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I predict that there will be such a device on the market within 5 years that will make ice within minutes.
 
calibob

calibob

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no doubt but my life would be so much better if I invented it, I'd not only have foods and bevs., that I like but I'd be rich too!
 
tourist

tourist

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calibob said:
no doubt but my life would be so much better if I invented it, I'd not only have foods and bevs., that I like but I'd be rich too!
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I suppose that 'rich' is a relative term. But on the other hand 'poor' is relative too. I'm trending towards rich as a personal preference as I understand the poor part already. Either way, everything is relative.
 
calibob

calibob

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Well yeah, if you live in village with others and they all have a fish and you have two and and and n avocado, your rich, if you don't have a car and you live in poe dunk oklahoma, its sunday and you want to go to Wal Mart to get a fish and an avocado your poor 'cause the busses don't run and you can't afford a cab. I'd rather be rich.
 
Pipp

Pipp

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My life would be so much easier had I not nearly knocked my big toenail off at 1 am and bled all over my room.
 
Lynx

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Pipp said:
My life would be so much easier had I not nearly knocked my big toenail off at 1 am and bled all over my room.
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All I know to do when that happens is quote scripture at it. Brethren, these things ought not so to be!
 
Jewel5712

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Lynx said:
All I know to do when that happens is quote scripture at it. Brethren, these things ought not so to be!
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Quote scripture??? ID be saying more than SCRIPTURE...more like "CRAP...this hurts..what the heck?"...lol
 
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