THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

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Ruby123

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Most definitely....I am sure...and with xmas not far away you might receive a bonus on ur salary if you send me virtual cake number 17 that looks like a car tyre being repaired on the road side..🀣
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Here you go En, not exactly to specifications but near enough lol.
 

Ruby123

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Hold on ..so if I give someone a heart shaped massive diamond that's embedded in a bed of rose's then sprinkled with arabian gold dust plus enfused with the sent of honey droplets and lillies..
..they would also think that I really like them right..?πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Š
Just be genuine, faithful, open and honest. That is more than enough (y)
 

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Of course we have..what u mean?πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
Plus one of my gifts would most definitely be changing her tyre,providing her a warm drink as it's being done,giving her access to behold my dazzling smile...and much much more...plus flowers...plus the special premium service...not forgetting the previous diamond embedded in a bed of Rose's...
..and not forgetting such a task does demand an exhibition of good multitasking skills (which would destroy those false truths that men can't multitask)..so how could it possibly go wrong?😊
what could go wrong?

the spare tyre (or safety tyre) also gets a puncture and you have to replace the whole lot.

The warm drink contains lactose or soy, and shes allergic or intolerant

You have parsely stuck in your teeth

the flowers make her sneeze

the roses are prickly

and you lose your spanner.

of course, its A for effort. Most women would love this, as we all like comedians that make us laugh but some women are extremely hard to please and too serious.
 

Encouragement

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Here you go En, not exactly to specifications but near enough lol.
My goodness.what in the world..??🀣🀣🀣🀣
That's just too stunning a cake to eat seriously..my teeth are just too unworthy to be munching on such a grand spectacle.πŸ€£πŸ’•..each cake you make seems to surpass the previous one..πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
I think I will have it in a state of permanent freeze and keep it outside our new car business in a specially made glass box and use its pic as the new logo..πŸ‘πŸ‘

Just goes to show how much you are an asset to this tyre changing company..
pls remain in the company till your aged 103..I need you around.. 😊😊😊
 

Encouragement

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Just be genuine, faithful, open and honest. That is more than enough (y)
Well it takes a real good heart in order to appreciate another real good heart...unfortunately not everyone is able to appreciate the very thing that they say they need or value....πŸ€·β€β™€οΈSo expanding to other avenues is the way forward....good fruit comes outta a good root...πŸ’πŸ’πŸ“πŸ“πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ…πŸ…πŸ“πŸŠπŸŒ³πŸŒ²πŸ‘πŸ‘
..surely that diamond embedded thing will at least cause a smile right...?😊😊
 

Ruby123

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My goodness.what in the world..??🀣🀣🀣🀣
That's just too stunning a cake to eat seriously..my teeth are just too unworthy to be munching on such a grand spectacle.πŸ€£πŸ’•..each cake you make seems to surpass the previous one..πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
I think I will have it in a state of permanent freeze and keep it outside our new car business in a specially made glass box and use its pic as the new logo..πŸ‘πŸ‘

Just goes to show how much you are an asset to this tyre changing company..
pls remain in the company till your aged 103..I need you around.. 😊😊😊
Looking at the cake, I was hoping that it had a chocolate taste not licorice lol.
btw are you sure it is cake 17 only and you haven't added a few cakes to the number??
 

Ruby123

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Well it takes a real good heart in order to appreciate another real good heart...unfortunately not everyone is able to appreciate the very thing that they say they need or value....πŸ€·β€β™€οΈSo expanding to other avenues is the way forward....good fruit comes outta a good root...πŸ’πŸ’πŸ“πŸ“πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ…πŸ…πŸ“πŸŠπŸŒ³πŸŒ²πŸ‘πŸ‘
..surely that diamond embedded thing will at least cause a smile right...?😊😊
Personally I prefer the good heart, genuine, faithful to the diamonds. Presents are easy.
But some may like the diamonds. Everyone is different. (y)
 

Encouragement

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what could go wrong?

the spare tyre (or safety tyre) also gets a puncture and you have to replace the whole lot.

The warm drink contains lactose or soy, and shes allergic or intolerant

You have parsely stuck in your teeth

the flowers make her sneeze

the roses are prickly

and you lose your spanner.

of course, its A for effort. Most women would love this, as we all like comedians that make us laugh but some women are extremely hard to please and too serious.
Ummmm..good points.
well I will have my special tyre machine in my car to repair anything like this and will advise the lady yo get her tyres sorted within a set period.

For heath and safety purposes she would 1st be give a form to complete whee she can disclose and food allergies,intolerance to say products milk-lactose.....nuts ect.

Parsley stuck in my teeth.. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
remember my teeth have been whitened and glow like the sun or a torch...so hopeful such things wouldn't be visable..

The health and safety from woul be her opportunity to mention things like reactions to flowers,perfume.ect long before she gets anything

Plus I will be playing whale music in the background so this should make her calm when doing the form..

The roses would of been completely stripped of all thorns and sharp stalks ect...then inspected that they are not looking limp..

yes I could looe my spanner..but hey...that's all fine....my hands are already shaped like spanners ..so nothing could hinder the work on her car..😊😊

Yes some people can be hard to please however another persons prickiness is another's opportunity to demonstrate diligence and making things bespoke just for them...😊😊

Phew..the only thing that could ruin things is if a huge herd of angry cows came stampeding towards me at 20 miles an hour..πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„
 

Encouragement

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Personally I prefer the good heart, genuine, faithful to the diamonds. Presents are easy.
But some may like the diamonds. Everyone is different. (y)
Exactly..nothing can make another person truly happy but a good heart and then being able to handle the qualities good heart brings..a good heart isnt a perfect heart...but it is one that possesses beautiful qualities that another is compatable with..
Being treated well by another in practical ways like gifts ect can warm the heart if you already know the persons level of affection and sincerity..
 

Encouragement

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Looking at the cake, I was hoping that it had a chocolate taste not licorice lol.
btw are you sure it is cake 17 only and you haven't added a few cakes to the number??
ummm.good question...I will.need to check which number cake that was..mind you when you get to cake number 1..it all goes back to the beginning again..🀣🀣
 

Ruby123

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ummm.good question...I will.need to check which number cake that was..mind you when you get to cake number 1..it all goes back to the beginning again..🀣🀣
I will get bakers cramp. My salary will need to go up


lol, anyone reading this will think we are crazy,
 

Encouragement

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I will get bakers cramp. My salary will need to go up


lol, anyone reading this will think we are crazy,
Ha ha ha those corkscrew fingers definitely look they need steam iron ...cant have ur fingers looking like that can we..how on earth will you be able to type or pick up the phone for me..?πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜«πŸ˜«
Not to worry though....I belive that a tyre is the answer to everything..so resting a tyre on those hands will "straighten then out"...literally.😊😊😊
nothing wrong with a bit of crazy banter..🀣🀣🀣
 

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Crazy banter is my middle name!
And as you can see I will stick my nose in a thread at any obscure time. πŸ˜‹
Well, maybe that's just being a jerk
Hey Encouragement, if Ruby is gonna handle the cake/pastries aspect of the business for you, may I suggest hiring me to be your cook/chef?
I do have over 9 yrs in the business as well as an additional 9 of servitude when I was married!
😁 Pray about bro. LoL
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Ruby123

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Crazy banter is my middle name!
And as you can see I will stick my nose in a thread at any obscure time. πŸ˜‹
Well, maybe that's just being a jerk
Hey Encouragement, if Ruby is gonna handle the cake/pastries aspect of the business for you, may I suggest hiring me to be your cook/chef?
I do have over 9 yrs in the business as well as an additional 9 of servitude when I was married!
😁 Pray about bro. LoL
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Sounds like you have all the necessary requirements for the job. I guess you will have to wait on the owner to give the ok. I think he probably will so I will give a pre welcome to the business lol.
 

Encouragement

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Crazy banter is my middle name!
And as you can see I will stick my nose in a thread at any obscure time. πŸ˜‹
Well, maybe that's just being a jerk
Hey Encouragement, if Ruby is gonna handle the cake/pastries aspect of the business for you, may I suggest hiring me to be your cook/chef?
I do have over 9 yrs in the business as well as an additional 9 of servitude when I was married!
😁 Pray about bro. LoL
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I am gonna have to have a good think about ur offer.I will need somewhere quiet and tranquil so best I fly out to Hawaii and chill out on the beach for a few days..πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–
I assume you will workin dressed in a panda outfit right?🐼🐼🐼🐼🀣🀣
 

Ruby123

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I am gonna have to have a good think about ur offer.I will need somewhere quiet and tranquil so best I fly out to Hawaii and chill out on the beach for a few days..πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–
I assume you will workin dressed in a panda outfit right?🐼🐼🐼🐼🀣🀣
This sounds like a good offer, a personal chef.
 

Encouragement

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This sounds like a good offer, a personal chef.
yer...but I think we should make him wear that panda outfit whenever he works coz I dunno if I could cope if my quest for cupids arrow gets diverted by the presence of another Male.. 😫🀣🀣🀣...he could jeopardise the whole tyre changing plan to win a ladies heart..πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
You know how insecure us males can be with another make in the scene...πŸ˜‰
 

Ruby123

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yer...but I think we should make him wear that panda outfit whenever he works coz I dunno if I could cope if my quest for cupids arrow gets diverted by the presence of another Male.. 😫🀣🀣🀣...he could jeopardise the whole tyre changing plan to win a ladies heart..πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
You know how insecure us males can be with another make in the scene...πŸ˜‰
hmmm maybe not a good idea lol

 

Encouragement

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hmmm maybe not a good idea lol

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣...where in earth do you get these clips from.
Well need I say more on the matter...I think the clip speaks for itself...🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼
"bad panda"