All-Are-Welcome Mingle #4 -- I Need Help Swindling, I Mean Trading, a CC Member for His Grandma's Baked Goods!

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What Should I Offer/Bribe Jacob With to Convince Him to Hand Over those Hand Pies?

  • Worms, lures, and a new tackle box (since he likes fishing.)

    Votes: 2 33.3%

  • The chance to sing with his favorite worship band/singer (since he likes to sing.)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Promise of finding a McDonald's with a working ice cream machine (since he likes soft serve.)

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • A big plateful of tasty animals (since he said he likes animals AND most meats!)

    Votes: 2 33.3%

  • A nature walk -- that ends with a trip to a bakery (since he likes nature... and sweets.)

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • French vanilla coffee (with a pastry to try to sweeten the deal.)

    Votes: 2 33.3%

  • A big book full of jokes (since he likes to laugh.)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Extra hours at his job (since he said he likes to work.)

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • Other -- What other things do you think would convince him?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Don't even try bartering -- just grab 'dem pies -- and run for the hills!

    Votes: 3 50.0%
  • Total voters
    6
Pipp

Pipp

Majestic Llamacorn
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Talljake said:
What about Boston cream style or cream horn style baked goods? Do we have anyone that can do something with one of these lol?
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I've made a boston cream cake once, It was good ! I've never tried to make a cream horn, but of you find someone here that can make one...I wanna come hang out with y'all !
 
Talljake

Talljake

Well-known member
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Pipp said:
I've made a boston cream cake once, It was good ! I've never tried to make a cream horn, but of you find someone here that can make one...I wanna come hang out with y'all !
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Boston cream cake sounds really good. I have loved cream horns forever. My mom told me she ate them all the time when she was pregnant with me. It explains why I can eat a whole pack by myself lol
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
#63
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Talljake said:
What about Boston cream style or cream horn style baked goods? Do we have anyone that can do something with one of these lol?
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Now you're just getting greedy!
 
Talljake

Talljake

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Lynx said:
Now you're just getting greedy!
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Haha, I heard there was some bakers in here.im just checking my options lol. Grams goods are of a high value lol. She's been baking for a long time and is really good at it ❤️
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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May 23, 2009
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Pipp said:
How about we kill 2 birds with one stone... maple bacon cupcakes (I use 2 whole packs of bacon) so you have your meat and your sweets all in one !
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TWO whole packs of bacon?! :eek:

Our Pippy certainly knows the way to a man's heart.

I mean, if her beauty, charm, sense of humor, and overall sweet Southern personality doesn't get to a man's heart -- then the cholesterol from 2 packs of bacon most certainly will. :D
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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Talljake said:
Besides, I think pipp might have it with the Boston cream...... that sounds really good
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I'm happy to see we've apparently come to an acceptable trade-off, and we didn't even need to hand over any unicorns (whew.)

Many thanks to everyone for their creative ideas and offerings!!

I admit though, I still have to tip my hat off to the people who said I should just grab the goods and RUN.

Except that Jacob is like 2 feet taller than I am, so it would have been like watching a short dwarf try to outrun a tall elf. :oops:

Just imagine Gimli trying to outrun Legolas:

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tourist

tourist

Senior Member
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Lynx said:
I can make chocolate oatmeal (no-bake) cookies JUST like my grandma's. In fact when I made some and she tasted them, she said "They're just as good as mine" and she sounded a bit disappointed, like she had lost her throne or something.

I can make pretty good chocolate chip cookies too.

And cornbread. And fried taters. And a few other good ole southern cooking things.

Any of that help?
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These are all good things. I understand about grandma getting disappointed. My late mother-in-law was the same way about her cooking and baking. Actually, she was not the best of cook's or baker's. Now my mom, yeah, that lady could cook. Still miss her cooking after all of these years.
 
tourist

tourist

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Talljake said:
I'm curious to hear what people have to offer to help. It's going to be a hard bargain though. Grams baked goods are like unicorns.... Majestic. You can't just glue a rod on a horse and call it a unicorn 😂
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Most grams cooking is mouth-watering, yummy, scrumptious.
 
tourist

tourist

Senior Member
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seoulsearch said:
So it's looks like we've already collected:

1. Homemade chocolate chip cookies that rival Lynx's Grandma's,
2. Fried taters,
3. Cornbread, and,
4. 1-2 spare unicorns.

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Excellent.

We'll see what everyone has to offer/suggest. :D
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Hopefully, the unicorns are not roadkill.
 
tourist

tourist

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Lanolin said:
Um I thought this was a biblical thread and Jacob was really after some venison stew (or mess of pottage) that you hunted and killed yourself.
If cant handle meat then red refried bean nachos?
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I'm down with dem nachos.
 
tourist

tourist

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Lanolin said:
Or good old fashioned Georgie Pie, most popular one is mince and cheese.

Except Georgie Pie doesnt exist anymore. However nz bakeries have large selection of meat pies, of which my favourite would be potato top.
In my experience men tend to like steak and mushroom, or bacon and egg.

I have never ever eaten meatloaf, though sausage rolls are the staple food for bribery at morning tea time in nz workplace gatherings all over the country, with tomato sauce. Or asparagus rolls.

No fruit mince pies but mini real beef mince pies called savouries, and you just can eat them in two bites.
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Meatloaf can be a great dish if properly prepared. Need some mash potatoes and green beans too.
 
tourist

tourist

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seoulsearch said:
TWO whole packs of bacon?! :eek:

Our Pippy certainly knows the way to a man's heart.

I mean, if her beauty, charm, sense of humor, and overall sweet Southern personality doesn't get to a man's heart -- then the cholesterol from 2 packs of bacon most certainly will. :D
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You are right about this.
 
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