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Do you clean???

Do you mind if the house is a total disaster ALL the time??

Is it okay if i dont shower for weeks at a time
 
Do I have to ask permission from your mother if we want to go out on a date?

Does she insist on coming along?

Do you address your mother as "Supreme Being of the Universe"?

If so, please burn this form, pronto. And tell your Mom I said hi, as I see she's reading this right over your shoulder and telling you what to answer.

*Disclaimer: I think it's WONDERFUL when a guy is close to his Mom. But when she OWNS him... well... it doesn't work. At least, not in my experience.*
 
Would you be willing to work three or four jobs so that i can sit around and do nothing?
 
Do you think that you could never eat so that i could have more food for me?
 
Do you mind the occasional being whacked with a flyswat?.....I tend to see imaginary flies on people's head, that's why I'm asking ;)
 
Would it bother you if i was a paranoid schezoprenic ?? I SAID QUIT YELLIN AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Do you understand what this means..................^^^&&$#@@@***()()()???????????
 
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