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SamIam

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#21
Do you clean???

Do you mind if the house is a total disaster ALL the time??

Is it okay if i dont shower for weeks at a time
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
#22
May 23, 2009
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#22
Do I have to ask permission from your mother if we want to go out on a date?

Does she insist on coming along?

Do you address your mother as "Supreme Being of the Universe"?

If so, please burn this form, pronto. And tell your Mom I said hi, as I see she's reading this right over your shoulder and telling you what to answer.

*Disclaimer: I think it's WONDERFUL when a guy is close to his Mom. But when she OWNS him... well... it doesn't work. At least, not in my experience.*
 
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missy2shoes

Guest
#23
#23
Do you understand the word 'space'?
 
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SamIam

Guest
#24
#24
Can you not talk for at least an hour when i first wake up
 
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missy2shoes

Guest
#25
#25
Is it necessary for you to speak...at all??
 
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SamIam

Guest
#26
#26
Do you think we could live in seperate houses??
 
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missy2shoes

Guest
#27
#27
Do you think living in separate countries is out the question?
 
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SamIam

Guest
#28
#28
Do you think you could just send your paycheck over??
 
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missy2shoes

Guest
#29
#29
Do you have much in ya pay check????
 
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SamIam

Guest
#30
#30
Would you be willing to work three or four jobs so that i can sit around and do nothing?
 
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missy2shoes

Guest
#31
#31
Or maybe you working 24 hrs a day 7 days a week?
 
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SamIam

Guest
#32
#32
Do you think that you could never eat so that i could have more food for me?
 
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missy2shoes

Guest
#33
#33
Do you like looking at padded cell walls?
 
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SamIam

Guest
#34
#34
Do you mind random mooing??
 
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missy2shoes

Guest
#35
#35
Do you mind the occasional being whacked with a flyswat?.....I tend to see imaginary flies on people's head, that's why I'm asking ;)
 
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SamIam

Guest
#36
#36
Would it bother you if i was a paranoid schezoprenic ?? I SAID QUIT YELLIN AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Kakashi

Kakashi

Senior Member
#37
Jan 3, 2007
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#37
Can I haz a cheezeburger?
 
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missy2shoes

Guest
#38
#38
Does always having a scuba diving mask on my face bother you?
 
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SamIam

Guest
#39
#39
Would it be okay if sometimes i pretend like im a cat?? meeeoooowww
 
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missy2shoes

Guest
#40
#40
Do you understand what this means..................^^^&&$#@@@***()()()???????????
 
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