Do I have to ask permission from your mother if we want to go out on a date?
Does she insist on coming along?
Do you address your mother as "Supreme Being of the Universe"?
If so, please burn this form, pronto. And tell your Mom I said hi, as I see she's reading this right over your shoulder and telling you what to answer.
*Disclaimer: I think it's WONDERFUL when a guy is close to his Mom. But when she OWNS him... well... it doesn't work. At least, not in my experience.*