Don't eat yellow snow - life lessons and other things.

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The Florida panhandle also absorbs most of the hurricane fury. I say Alabama should keep its mouth shut.
 
The Florida panhandle also absorbs most of the hurricane fury. I say Alabama should keep its mouth shut.

Ain’t nobody gonna shut Alabama’s mouth. We’ve got so lengthy vowels that a Tennessean will be out of breath before he’s on the second syllable😊.
 
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I know some states are poorer than others, but I didn't know that Florida had been reduced to panhandling.
 
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If Mamma ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy

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Have you ever heard of a water moccasin? Same snake, different name. Where I grew up is crawling with them. Extremely poisonous.

At least (for those of you in the South) a Cottonmouth has to be able to chew on you to inject it's poison.
Those of us in the west don't have that luxury with rattlers all they need is a single strike in which case you can end up with a problem before you even realized the durn snake was there.
 
At least (for those of you in the South) a Cottonmouth has to be able to chew on you to inject it's poison.
Those of us in the west don't have that luxury with rattlers all they need is a single strike in which case you can end up with a problem before you even realized the durn snake was there.

Rattlers ain't nothing to mess with.
 
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Don't apply mascara in the car unless you enjoy gambling. There is a equal chance you'll look fabulous or like a football player cutting down on the glare with the black stripe thingies. Complete toss up.