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Lol I like a cute fly! And tyvm for the compliment 
is that u on the bike?
is that u on the bike?
I do occasionally take off on a few short backyard rides with only shorts and T shirt on. That is spooky for there is no easy riding out of my backyard. all single track steep tough hill climbs
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How many church goers does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic: Only 1 – Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal: 10 – One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None – Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None – Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15 – One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: 3 – One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons: 5 – One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined – Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Nazarene: 6 – One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None – Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: -- What's a light bulb?
Charismatic: Only 1 – Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal: 10 – One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None – Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None – Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15 – One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: 3 – One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons: 5 – One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined – Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Nazarene: 6 – One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None – Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: -- What's a light bulb?
Trinity33,
I bet you didn't know you were opening the door to a comedy club when you started this post.
Look out! Everyone's a comedian! Maybe we should suggest just that to the administrators here.
There's so much SERIOUS discussion on CC that a special humor section may be just the thing.
Pemican.
I bet you didn't know you were opening the door to a comedy club when you started this post.
Look out! Everyone's a comedian! Maybe we should suggest just that to the administrators here.
There's so much SERIOUS discussion on CC that a special humor section may be just the thing.
Pemican.
Top Ten Ways You Know You're in a Bad Church
10. The church bus has gun racks
9. Staff consists of "Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, and Socio-Pastor"
8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version"
7. There is an ATM in the lobby
6. Services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake"
5. Choir wearing leather robes
4. No cover charge, but communion is a 2 drink minimum
3. Karaoke worship time
2. Ushers ask "Smoking or Non-Smoking?"
1. The only song the church organist knows is "Innagaddadavita"
10. The church bus has gun racks
9. Staff consists of "Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, and Socio-Pastor"
8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version"
7. There is an ATM in the lobby
6. Services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake"
5. Choir wearing leather robes
4. No cover charge, but communion is a 2 drink minimum
3. Karaoke worship time
2. Ushers ask "Smoking or Non-Smoking?"
1. The only song the church organist knows is "Innagaddadavita"
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Yes it is. I actually have real riding gear now days. Putting that stuff on is tougher then riding the bike at times. lol
I do occasionally take off on a few short backyard rides with only shorts and T shirt on. That is spooky for there is no easy riding out of my backyard. all single track steep tough hill climbs
I do occasionally take off on a few short backyard rides with only shorts and T shirt on. That is spooky for there is no easy riding out of my backyard. all single track steep tough hill climbs