"I Believe........"

[NotmebutHim]

Here's a fun thread!

Based on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour (Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White (formerly) and Bill Engvall, let's list some of our "I believe" statements. I'll go first:

I believe........the grass on the other side is only greener because it's been properly "fertilized".

 

[Lighthearted]

Here's a fun thread!

Based on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour (Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White (formerly) and Bill Engvall, let's list some of our "I believe" statements. I'll go first:

I believe........the grass on the other side is only greener because it's been properly "fertilized".

I believe...I got nuttin'

 

[NotmebutHim]

I believe.......i forgot to close parentheses after "Engvall" in my OP.

 

[Lighthearted]

What's a parent he ses?

 

[LOLOKGal]

[FONT=comic\ sans\ ms]Love that movie! So, here goes....

I Believe (actually saying it the way they do)... That eating ice cream while it is 29 degrees F outside will cause one to get cold.[/FONT]

 

[zeroturbulence]

I believe.... the children are our future..
Teach them well and let them lead the way...
Show them all the beauty they possess inside..

[video=youtube;IYzlVDlE72w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYzlVDlE72w[/video]

 

[Mel85]

I believe.... the children are our future..
Teach them well and let them lead the way...
Show them all the beauty they possess inside..

[video=youtube;IYzlVDlE72w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYzlVDlE72w[/video]

You soooooo read my mind!

 

[LPT]

I believe put one foot in front of the other and soon will be walking across the floor.

 

[LOLOKGal]

[FONT=comic\ sans\ ms]I believe that if I'm not careful, social media can be the cause of my burnt food. [/FONT]

 

[Depleted]

Haven't watched the movie, but here goes...

I believe it is the duty of every parent to embarrass their teenagers often by doing these kinds of things in front of their friends
-- dance like it's 1965.
-- tell knock knock jokes.
-- wear the same kinds of clothes their kids are wearing when they pick them up.
-- turn on the porch light when the teen comes home from a date.
-- belch the alphabet.
-- take pictures during the prom.
-- milk mustache.
-- tell lots of "when I was your age" stories.
-- demand the beau come in and bringing out the baby pictures before every first date.
-- call him/her "The Beau."
-- hint of impending death if the date does anything-wise to your child. (Especially effective if your child is your son.)
-- if shopping, make sure to loudly glorify modern technology when the doors open automatically.
-- shout over five aisles, "What size underwear do you wear again?"

 

[LOLOKGal]

Haven't watched the movie, but here goes...

I believe it is the duty of every parent to embarrass their teenagers often by doing these kinds of things in front of their friends
-- dance like it's 1965.
-- tell knock knock jokes.
-- wear the same kinds of clothes their kids are wearing when they pick them up.
-- turn on the porch light when the teen comes home from a date.
-- belch the alphabet.
-- take pictures during the prom.
-- milk mustache.
-- tell lots of "when I was your age" stories.
-- demand the beau come in and bringing out the baby pictures before every first date.
-- call him/her "The Beau."
-- hint of impending death if the date does anything-wise to your child. (Especially effective if your child is your son.)
-- if shopping, make sure to loudly glorify modern technology when the doors open automatically.
-- shout over five aisles, "What size underwear do you wear again?"

[FONT=comic\ sans\ ms] I Believe... We all can learn from Depleted! ...LOL... Also add to this list, Dancing in the car. *evil laugh* lol[/FONT]

 

[LPT]

[video=youtube;lIiZION79-w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIiZION79-w[/video]