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"Tip #2 - Have Your Car Break Down in Strategic Places."

*Seoulsearch maps out "strategic places" for her car to break down:

1. Home Depot.

2. Local Bait & Tackle Store.

3. In Front of His House (totally not obvious - or creepy - at all.)

"Oh, I'm SO SORRY, but my car seems to have broken down RIGHT in front of your house... (but with enough room for the neighbors to get around me.")

Nothing like playing it cool. :cool:
 
#6. Read the obituaries for recent widowers. If there aren’t thst many, make some? Maybe you could combine this with the car breakdown tip.

”Sorry my car broke down on your wife. Have any plans after the funeral?”
 
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CharliRenee said:
Haha@get lost at football games.
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I was wondering if that one meant look lost so a guy will help you find your seat, or look lost during the game and ask lots of questions about what is going on. If it’s the second, stop. 😛
 
76) Double- date with a gay, happily married couple - let him see what it's like!

OMG that's hilarious and means something totally different now.

Confession: When I was in middle school I hurt my arm during tennis practice. I wore an elastic bandage. I noticed the extra attention I got from it. Some guys even touched my arm. I may have worn it a few days extra just for the attention. :giggle::LOL:
 
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Click bait. Total click bait.

Since I got fished in, might as well add something to the thread.

Work at a golf course, learn to play golf, and socialize with golfers. Golfers tend to have jobs and money.
 
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#31 Gee I haven't tried that since Middle School. Either stumble/fall in front of the 'target' or as I did once, fall off my chair in class. My sister said something funny when I told her I was in a new Bible study, she said 'Men's or woman's'? That might be an idea, accidentally enrolling in a men's class, lol.
Do I really have to sew my own outfit?
 
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#31 - "Stumble when you walk into a room that he's in."

Fortunately, I do this all the time - whether I'm trying to impress someone or not.

Because nothing says, "I'm a strong, independent woman who would make an excellent help mate!" by showing that she can't even handle a simple task like walking through the door.

#72 - "Girls who whine... Stay on the vine."

Well just as long as I get the biggest branch all to myself...
 
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This is one of those lists where it's clear the author kind of ran out of juice by #12 or so, then fell apart altogether by #24 - "Don't be afraid to associate with more attractive girls; they may have some leftovers" . I have to give credit where credit's due - the "L" for Leftover the poor guy is wearing on his forehead back in 1959 NEVER went out of style.
 
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This list is far too long. Lol

30. I worked at the engineering library, which was next to the engineering school the fine arts library was further down. Next door was the architecture library. None of the boys/men were interested in dating cos they were all broke students.
 
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Get a dog. Not only will you find true love (from the dog) but you increase your chances of meeting a potential partner when taking the dog for a walk. Your dog becomes your best fashion accessory
"oh your dog is so cute....whats your phone number by the way?"
 
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TabinRivCA said:
#31 Gee I haven't tried that since Middle School. Either stumble/fall in front of the 'target' or as I did once, fall off my chair in class. My sister said something funny when I told her I was in a new Bible study, she said 'Men's or woman's'? That might be an idea, accidentally enrolling in a men's class, lol.
Do I really have to sew my own outfit?
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I think that should read "accidently" with the quotes 😉. And hey (just to balance out the equation) sounds like there will be an extra seat open in the ladies bible guys🤣 (I am a guy, just not going there, lol). Might be funny though, shoot maybe I will!
 
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seoulsearch said:
#31 - "Stumble when you walk into a room that he's in."

Fortunately, I do this all the time - whether I'm trying to impress someone or not.

Because nothing says, "I'm a strong, independent woman who would make an excellent help mate!" by showing that she can't even handle a simple task like walking through the door.

#72 - "Girls who whine... Stay on the vine."

Well just as long as I get the biggest branch all to myself...
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I did find #31 worked with bumping into ladies, as well. The first time I tried using roller blades, I kept stumbling over and lots of college girls were around to offer me help.
 
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