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I was forced into buying a new (used) car due to issue with my existing car. I am now completely ready to handle a solid relationship. I don't have a lot of time so you women who will of course be bombarding me with messages and trying to ask me out need to be patient. I'm pretty shy and don't have a lot of social skills. However, I am great at Dungeon a& Dragons, Programming, Databases, theology and reading technical manuals and can play most common musical instruments and computer games.

I also have a bad boy side where i was incarcerated for a period to learn about Paul and make his writings like a pop-up story book. Although I now keep my hair short and I dress like a respectable human. This alone should win you over at least on the shallow side of things.

I can cook and thoroughly enjoy smoking ribs or brisket etc... While I am not rich, I am close to having a house and having it paid off. I have a covered Patio with my Grill and Smoker where I can have my coffee in the morning and cook whatever on the weekends. I own a Keurig, so you know I'm running with the right crowd. Ok technically I don't have a lot of close friends, buts that's not the point, and is a result of my iNTj outlier temperament and psychological makeup.

I have been researching women now for the better of 40 years and feel that I know how to handle them better than my friends. It works out on paper very well. So here I am, your prize!

Oh im in the Dallas Texas area.
 
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As a fellow INTJ, I hate to be the one to inform you that researching women just isn't the same as interacting with them. In fact although it's the most helpful thing to do to explain to people why they're upset and how you completely understand how they got upset; it seems to just make them even more upset. Even worse when you understand what your own emotions are doing, but that doesn't fix them or abate the impact.

I'm just not following how a new to you car has made you magically ready for a solid relationship, though it's always good to have reliable wheels.
 
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legion said:
I was forced into buying a new (used) car due to issue with my existing car. I am now completely ready to handle a solid relationship. I don't have a lot of time so you women who will of course be bombarding me with messages and trying to ask me out need to be patient. I'm pretty shy and don't have a lot of social skills. However, I am great at Dungeon a& Dragons, Programming, Databases, theology and reading technical manuals and can play most common musical instruments and computer games.

I also have a bad boy side where i was incarcerated for a period to learn about Paul and make his writings like a pop-up story book. Although I now keep my hair short and I dress like a respectable human. This alone should win you over at least on the shallow side of things.

I can cook and thoroughly enjoy smoking ribs or brisket etc... While I am not rich, I am close to having a house and having it paid off. I have a covered Patio with my Grill and Smoker where I can have my coffee in the morning and cook whatever on the weekends. I own a Keurig, so you know I'm running with the right crowd. Ok technically I don't have a lot of close friends, buts that's not the point, and is a result of my iNTj outlier temperament and psychological makeup.

I have been researching women now for the better of 40 years and feel that I know how to handle them better than my friends. It works out on paper very well. So here I am, your prize!

Oh im in the Dallas Texas area.
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Well all that sounds fine and dandy but..........your name is a bit of a give away 😈 😲😲😲 😆😆😆
 
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cinder said:
As a fellow INTJ, I hate to be the one to inform you that researching women just isn't the same as interacting with them. In fact although it's the most helpful thing to do to explain to people why they're upset and how you completely understand how they got upset; it seems to just make them even more upset. Even worse when you understand what your own emotions are doing, but that doesn't fix them or abate the impact.

I'm just not following how a new to you car has made you magically ready for a solid relationship, though it's always good to have reliable wheels.
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Chicks dig nice cars? 😁
 
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legion said:
I was forced into buying a new (used) car due to issue with my existing car. I am now completely ready to handle a solid relationship. I don't have a lot of time so you women who will of course be bombarding me with messages and trying to ask me out need to be patient. I'm pretty shy and don't have a lot of social skills. However, I am great at Dungeon a& Dragons, Programming, Databases, theology and reading technical manuals and can play most common musical instruments and computer games.

I also have a bad boy side where i was incarcerated for a period to learn about Paul and make his writings like a pop-up story book. Although I now keep my hair short and I dress like a respectable human. This alone should win you over at least on the shallow side of things.

I can cook and thoroughly enjoy smoking ribs or brisket etc... While I am not rich, I am close to having a house and having it paid off. I have a covered Patio with my Grill and Smoker where I can have my coffee in the morning and cook whatever on the weekends. I own a Keurig, so you know I'm running with the right crowd. Ok technically I don't have a lot of close friends, buts that's not the point, and is a result of my iNTj outlier temperament and psychological makeup.

I have been researching women now for the better of 40 years and feel that I know how to handle them better than my friends. It works out on paper very well. So here I am, your prize!

Oh im in the Dallas Texas area.
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I am assuming that you are gainfully employed. Do you have any debt? You might want to offer a little detail about your past incarceration. Other than that, you seem to have a lot to offer. I wish you well in this endeavor. I met my wife on this site who is also a member shortly after I joined in 2014. With God, anything is possible.
 
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cinder said:
As a fellow INTJ, I hate to be the one to inform you that researching women just isn't the same as interacting with them. In fact although it's the most helpful thing to do to explain to people why they're upset and how you completely understand how they got upset; it seems to just make them even more upset. Even worse when you understand what your own emotions are doing, but that doesn't fix them or abate the impact.

I'm just not following how a new to you car has made you magically ready for a solid relationship, though it's always good to have reliable wheels.
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I guess my attempt to be a comedian has completely failed
 
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legion said:
I was forced into buying a new (used) car due to issue with my existing car. I am now completely ready to handle a solid relationship. I don't have a lot of time so you women who will of course be bombarding me with messages and trying to ask me out need to be patient. I'm pretty shy and don't have a lot of social skills. However, I am great at Dungeon a& Dragons, Programming, Databases, theology and reading technical manuals and can play most common musical instruments and computer games.


Oh im in the Dallas Texas area.
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1. You use a devil roasting pigs as your avatar.

2. You wish to use this forum as a dating site.
 
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1. You use a devil roasting pigs as your avatar.

2. You wish to use this forum as a dating site.
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Incorrect, it's a play on what happened to the pigs that jumped off the cliff after jesus cast legion out. Im smoking them... Aka dark humor. In support of my side hustle called Legionsribs.com.

This is literally a singles forum .. im single, so are several others in This forum.

Are you bothered by me getting a little attention, or dark humor, or attempting to reach out to the opposite sex?.

Sounds to me like your a bit wound to tight and being retentive.
 
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This is literally a singles forum .. im single, so are several others in This forum.

Are you bothered by me getting a little attention, or dark humor, or attempting to reach out to the opposite sex?.
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Go for it. If you never put yourself out there, then you might die in obscurity.
 
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Incorrect, it's a play on what happened to the pigs that jumped off the cliff after jesus cast legion out. Im smoking them... Aka dark humor. In support of my side hustle called Legionsribs.com.
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You use an image of a demon roasting pigs and you use the name Legion. That is referenced in the Bible as the name of a demon who presided over many other demons.
 
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