Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

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I respect myself (take liberties and you will be punched)
I love my family (attack them and you will be tackled)
I am loyal to my friends (you say something about them I will come to their aid)
 
1. I would let you use a recording of me singing Sonny & Cher's "I Got You Babe" as your cell-phone ring tone!!!

2. I would write you into my will, so when I pass away you get to have all my autographed selfies (don't ask me why I autograph my own photos, just be glad you get to have them!!!).

3. When we go out for dinner, I will always let you pay, that way you will feel empowered as a woman by not having to rely on a man for everything!!!
 
Jacob_Fitzgerald said:
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
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THROUGH HIS STOMACH YOU SAY

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Oh, three reasons.


1. I'm like, really funny.
2. I stick around during tough times. I find strength within hardship, not just within myself but as a couple.
3. I'm very restless, so the person I'm with never has to worry about being bored. Whether it's telling stories, coming up with wild ideals for the future, or whatever else. I keep others on their toes, excited, and always thinking.
 
1) My taste in music is impeccable! Just keep country away!!!

2) I'm pretty smart. I've been maintaining a 4.00 for 3 semesters so far (hopefully 4 in a few months)

3) I can play the violin like a bau5 lol. Paganini? Eeeaassyy! (Just kidding, that stuff is impossible
 
I was going to answer this thread via interpretive dance, but I decided against it. There will be more than three reasons because I haven't read the entire thread, and I KNOW people have posted more than once. So, y'all are stuck with whatever I post. :D


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lookwhatthelordhasdone said:
THROUGH HIS STOMACH YOU SAY

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This looks like a poor attempt at CPR. I am surmising that additional training may be required to avoid this in the future. We can all learn from our mistakes, except of course from this trusting person lying on the ground with his guts oozing on the ground.
 
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