Ruin a date in just four words

[Stephen63]

Have you been tested?

 

[Stephen63]

Here, have a breath mint.

 

[Ruth]

Here's a date killer....so where do you see this relationship going????????

 

[blue_ladybug]

I don't bathe often..

 

[renewed_hope]

Mom.......

Washes my dirty clothes

Changes my dirty diaper

Picks out my outfit

Always #1 in my life (I know it says words, but numbers aren't words lol)

 

[Addison]

GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD!!!!! *draws knife*

Shoot, now he's calling the police...

On a first date I like to carve our initials in a tree.

It's the most romantic way to let them know that I have a knife.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

That guy is HOT *points to guy that isn't date*

 

[renewed_hope]

That guy is HOT *points to guy that isn't date*

I have done that....with a cop lol

 

[wwjd_kilden]

GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD!!!!! *draws knife*

Shoot, now he's calling the police...

Either that or he bares his fangs and hands you his wrist

 

[Pipp]

Soooo... I got fleas

 

[Pipp]

Can I borrow $10,000?

 

[Pipp]

I was born male

 

[blue_ladybug]

I dated your twin brother/ sister..

 

[Pipp]

I'm probably not contagious

 

[zeroturbulence]

Do you like spiders?

 

[BillG]

Test results were negative

 

[BillG]

You have a face? (Male perspective)

 

[Dino246]

You have a face? (Male perspective)

I shouldn't be laughing...

 

[BillG]

Nice bra your wearing

 

[tourist]

Why ruin a date?