scare a date off with 1 phrase!

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WHO IS HE?!?!?!?!?!
 
*While your pretending to be on the phone* Yeah momma, I went to the doctor and he said my contagious hair lice is curable
 
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Well... you don't look as good as I was hoping , but guess you're better than nothing.
 
I hope you don't mind a little body odor, I don't believe in using deodorant, shampoo or toothpaste... I like to live like God made me.
 
New relationships make my stomach hurt. Not from butterflies or anything like that, but from holding in farts.
 
This date is going awesome. Could you bring up some petty crap from a week ago to talk about so we can ruin it?
 
Look... if anyone ask ... tell them you're my brother... I don't want anyone to know we're dating.. it's nothing personal though.
 
Wow, you're around my daughters age! :)

Note: I actually don't have a daughter.
 
Yahweh_is_gracious said:
Hey good looking. My name is Jon and I'll be the first man in your life to reject your affections, your physical advances, and I'll put you in the friend zone far quicker than you can imagine doing the same to me. So, shall we order supper?
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I wonder if there's anyone here willing to take that as a challenge. Hmmm....
 
joefizz said:
I am actually 5,000 years old and a former pharoah of egypt...What's so funny???
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You are, you look like your 10,000 years old.
Nothing wrong with being old, I still love you.
Any chance you can put your eyeballs and teeth back in?
And put a suit over your bones.
Its embarrassing.

Cleopatra loves you my pooky wooky.
 
Lighthearted said:
I wonder if there's anyone here willing to take that as a challenge. Hmmm....
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If she's picking up the check, it's cool. If she expects me to pay, she can hit the road and kick rocks.

The other thing is - I have such terrible taste in women that any woman who shows interest in me is probably a psycho and should be avoided like some sort of plague. It's one of my sick coping mechanisms for be a 4everalone.
 
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