scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?

Hey! You stole my pick-up line!

 

[NoNameMcgee]

Hey! You stole my pick-up line!

lol whoops i mustve missed it

my bad

 

[Galatea]

Like the Gates of Hell, I wear a sign that reads “Abandon hope all ye who enter here”.

 

[Galatea]

The investment is too costly for the dubious rewards. The investment is greater than the returns, a terrible deal.

 

[claysmithr]

I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

Like the Gates of Hell, I wear a sign that reads “Abandon hope all ye who enter here”.

 

[joefizz]

*Drinks from water bottle, moans intensely*

Don't worry, it's just water...

Is that why whales are coming to check on you?if that's water then it must be perrier because spring water isn't that mood changing.

 

[joefizz]

Perhaps I should explain my staring at you, every time I see someone of the opposite gender I look them over for hours to see if they are normal,just a few more hours and I'll let you know if you are normal,it's not because I'm a creep.

 

[joefizz]

You would look prettier with bugs in your hair.

 

[joefizz]

You remind me of a mole!

 

[Susanna]

Say, did you hear about the jailbreak?

No?

Good!

 

[joefizz]

Can I munch your cake?

 

[joefizz]

Say, did you hear about the jailbreak?

No?

Good!

You're no good,you're no good,you're no good,you're no goooooood.

 

[joefizz]

I have no lips currently!

 

[joefizz]

I am the professional cutter of cheese!

 

[joefizz]

If I was green would I be healthy?

 

[mailmandan]

I fooled the warden into believing this is a conjugal visit, but let's just enjoy our date.

 

[WineRose]

Me: *Forgets that I just did a little thing that I call...the 'Empty Heal' glitch (People in the "Post a fact" thread, you may know what I'm referring to...)*

I'm totally the best Pokemon trainer, here, take a look at my badges!

Guy: Oh, really? You're on!

*Presses the Start Menu, clicks on my Nickname*

 

[blue_ladybug]

You are now under my spell. You will do anything I want..

 

[WineRose]

Me: *Forgets that I just did a little thing that I call...the 'Empty Heal' glitch (People in the "Post a fact" thread, you may know what I'm referring to...)*

I'm totally the best Pokemon trainer, here, take a look at my badges!

Guy: Oh, really? You're on!

*Presses the Start Menu, clicks on my Nickname*

P.S: Unlike what I previously said about the Empty Heal Glitch in the "Post a fact" thread, it turns out that I can still access my Start menu, it's just that the options aren't visible and, like you see here, is heavily corrupted...so yeah. :/