Oh not it won't be the high quality stuff. It will be just the like the spaghetti and tomato sauce you get in a can.At first, I didn't understand this -- but the armor-eating tomatoes is a really creative idea!!
It wouldn't hurt if we selected the highly elusive Killer Tomato variety either. Will you be growing these little beauties in your garden next summer?
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However, now we'll have the issue of the peasants always trying to score free meals by harvesting all the spaghetti and tomato sauce from the moat, and we can't have that!! (The horror of peasants getting something for free, gasp!!)
Not to mention the fortune it'll cost to keep replenishing the moat, along with the import costs on high-quality spaghetti and marinara (imagine all those tariffs if we have everything shipped directly from Italy.)
But I'm thinking this is where @OMC's ingenius idea of land locking the surrounding area with wild boars would come in handy.
It will be the expired rejects from the Wattie's spaghetti and tomato sauce factory.
The moat will be quite deep so, you can't just climb out of it.
My castle and Queendom will be peasants friendly. Also our killer tomatoes are our ammunition. It is only the neighbouring Kingdoms and crocodiles that we have a feud with.
