The Terrible Advice Thread

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Don't wash your hands after sneezing or using the restroom. Germs are made up anyway...
 
When you see people who are wrong, always instantly correct them. Be sure to make a comprehensive and detailed list of all the ways they are wrong and all the reasons they are wrong. They will always thank you for caring enough about them to correct their errors and they will be eternally grateful to you.

I promise they will! :D
 
Eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos while reading your Bible! :D

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Obviously the Holy Spirit is not a human spirit because God is not a man that He should lie (Numbers 23:19) or the son of man that he shouldrepent (change His mind)
 
WineRose said:
If someone is homosexual, tell them that they're the scum of the Earth! That'll sure teach them!
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Better yet be condescending to everyone and even talk to them as if they are a baby,after all being a jerk is a good thing right?
 
When you see potato chips on the ground make sure to crunch every single chip under your feet to win a prize!
 
Make a lot of new year's resolutions for next year. Be sure to cover everything you think is wrong about yourself and resolve to fix ALL OF IT next year.

If you don't meet your expectations next year, it's obviously because you're lazy. Nothing at all wrong with setting high expectations. Not a bit.
 
Lynx said:
Make a lot of new year's resolutions for next year. Be sure to cover everything you think is wrong about yourself and resolve to fix ALL OF IT next year.

If you don't meet your expectations next year, it's obviously because you're lazy. Nothing at all wrong with setting high expectations. Not a bit.
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This one is a bit tricky. It depends on who you're telling this and if you personally think it's the right advice.
 
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