The Terrible Advice Thread

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claysmithr

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If you are in a bad relationship, have a baby together! The baby will magically fix all the bad and cause you to bond together for the greater good!
 
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joefizz

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To make an unmessy smoothie always turn your blender to high then leave the lid off of it.
 
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joefizz

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Make an umbrella from pancakes not only can you eat it on the go but it will keep you dry from rain.
 
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joefizz

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Try growling at every dog you see especially one's off their leash they are very friendly.
 
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joefizz

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Hold all scientific experiments in your parents' living room they'll understand and not get mad at you even if you are 60 years old and know better.
 

posthuman

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hornetguy

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remembering my youth... when you put a chain on a bicycle, it's necessary to turn the pedals and the rear wheel to walk the chain onto the teeth of the sprocket.....

so, I imagine that if you leave the engine running while you change out the serpentine belt on your car, it should be much easier.
 

EmilyNats

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If your computer freezes, pour warm water on it.
 
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When slicing carrots hold in the palm of your hand and slice across palm with a razor sharp knife
 
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To check a power outlet take an extension cord, plug in and drop in a pool for an electrifying experience
 

EmilyNats

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To check a power outlet take an extension cord, plug in and drop in a pool for an electrifying experience
Or just do what my little bro did and stick a pair of tweezers in the socket. If you see a big flash, you have power!
 
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NoNameMcgee

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If you are in a bad relationship, have a baby together! The baby will magically fix all the bad and cause you to bond together for the greater good!
hahahaha

i shouldnt laugh at this....

but you have my vote win the bad advice thread
 
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Always keep your gun loaded, and point it towards you when you clean it. Make sure to clean around the trigger, too.

#R.I.P.
 

WineRose

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When you're angry about something, grabbing a gun and going berserk with it in your house is a great way to cool off!
 

EmilyNats

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Next time you go to the dentist, eat an onion right before you go it. They love that.