"Passports...check!....Tetanus shots...check!".
"do you have to say shots when we are boarding a plane"
how about "Happy Birthday, I made supper and baked you a cake"
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"do you have to say shots when we are boarding a plane"
how about "Happy Birthday, I made supper and baked you a cake"
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skylove7
Guest
OK then....
Well if my cooking was horrid, and my cake was a brick....You'd be ready to jump on that plane....now wouldn't you? ;-)
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VioletReigns
Guest
no, I know how to cook....I have been told it is pretty good too....speaking of which, I need to find that recipe!OK then....
Ten things women would love to hear.......
10. Toilet is running great now.
9. Floor is swept.
8. Dishes are all done.
7. Can I do that for you?
6. Fixed the light in the closet.
5. Filled the car with gas.
4. Breakfast is ready.
3. Did you take your pretty pill today?
2. I stopped smoking just for you.
And the number one top thing women want to hear is.......
#1. I love you.
10. Toilet is running great now.
9. Floor is swept.
8. Dishes are all done.
7. Can I do that for you?
6. Fixed the light in the closet.
5. Filled the car with gas.
4. Breakfast is ready.
3. Did you take your pretty pill today?
2. I stopped smoking just for you.
And the number one top thing women want to hear is.......
#1. I love you.
It sounds like these are things tourist says to you...now I am wondering how he broke the toilet....tourist, I told you not to throw bricks at the toilet....lol
Actually, silence from men is the one thing women probably dread the most.Silence in the tourist house means that the Blond stopped talking........trust me this is not a good thing.....silence is not golden....it means someone is upset.....can we guess who? Poor tourist scratches head and wonders what's up? Followed by those little words I'm Sorry.......O.K. we can resume talking now....as he still scratches his head......lol
You have been trained well oh young one....just keep saying that and add a Yes Honey and things will go smoothly....l.ol
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zaoman32
Guest
except i don't like clownsso just a funny ninja please lol
Clowns are just scary.
Personally, I'm hoping for a ninja... who would promptly save my very life from a clown attack by beating up the clown (in the most manly way possible, of course.)
Watching a ninja beat up a clown would definitely make me laugh.
I can't think of a more awesome win-win situation, and would probably propose to Mr. Funny Guy Ninja Who Saved Me From The Evil Clown right on the spot. (I'm thinking... I could offer him the clown's beepy red nose as a token of our engagement.)
Make sure he attacks him with a balloon animal, right? balloon ninja throwing star? lol
This is awesome!
Forget "Rising Dragon Punch" or "Fist of the North Star."
"Annihilation With Twisted Inflatable Giraffe" sounds MUCH more menacing.
And to think... I wasn't entirely sure of what I'm looking for in a man... but this thread has finally cleared up my "want list" to the letter!!!
Obviously, I'm looking for a Ninja Who Offs Annoying Menaces to Society (clowns, mimes, people who don't clean up after their dogs) With Balloon Animals.
Thanks again, CC!
