While true, it lacks some theological savoir faire to make such claims about appliances, I'd not give up on the concept as nuts quite yet. Just think how lucrative it could be to sell exorcism plans with new appliances, additional year, three, or even five year plans. You could present this to the Vatican and, chances are, earn a lot of future royalties. Run the right ads, I mean, I'd be horrified, to think of opening the microwave door and getting spewed by green vomit, just about the time the warranty expires.