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Lol, gotta hand it to ya. I was not expecting that. So your rules apply to anyone not confined to a state of partial or full paralysis?
God judges based on what you have been given. So unless you're nailed to a cross and can't move and will die within minutes of receiving Christ in salvation, God is expecting way more from your salvation than the thief on the cross. You'll be in trouble on the Day of Judgment if you're relying on the thief on the cross's experience to get you through the Judgement with no works to validate you having been born again.