Break Up Lines We Wished We Said

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skylove7

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seoulsearch said:
Hmm... Now that I think about it, this could be fun... I'm thinking of the best break-up lines OTHER people here would use:

Lynx: "You use Windows? Sorry. We're just totally unequally yoked..."

Siberian: "Sorry. You like dogs, and I like trolling people with cat pictures too much... You're just too much temptation."

Melita: "What? You expect me to SHARE this snocone? I'm sorry, but it's over."

Wisebeardman: "What is this? I don't even..."

Lil Christian: will never have to worry about break-up lines because all of her big brothers and sisters here on CC are WAY too overprotective to ever let her go on a date.

Sorry... that's all I can think of for now... (I was trying to think of lines for Tintin and BruceWayne but haven't come up with anything... yet. :p)
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HaHa Kim you are amazing!
So cute this post!
I love this :)
 
Utah

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Is it okay if I date your sister?
 
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Donkeyfish07

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You are not logical and complain too much.

Thats literally the jist of every breakup I ever initiatied. If not both, its one or the other :p. Cant say I ever actually said that though. I was always fond of the whole "its not you its me". Its true, its me that cant handle the lack of logic and complaining, not you :p
 
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ServantStrike

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Utah said:
Is it okay if I date your sister?
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My buddy one upped this one with "is your mother single?"

He never actually used it though... to dangerous.



It's not me, it's you. I should have used that one... it would have been so perfect.
 
maxwel

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Donkeyfish07 said:
You are not logical and complain too much.

Thats literally the jist of every breakup I ever initiatied. If not both, its one or the other :p. Cant say I ever actually said that though. I was always fond of the whole "its not you its me". Its true, its me that cant handle the lack of logic and complaining, not you :p
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If we're waiting for women to become logical...

we're all going to die old and alone.

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chickwithsticks

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What I wished I had said after what I dubbed the "twilight zone first date nightmares of 2012" (remember these were first dates not LTR):

To "wont tie his shoes because he doesn't want to conform to societal expectations" guy: after a painful dinner that I won't go into detail and hearing his diatribe on pressures by society to conform and all the ways he engages in rebellion to include living in his moms basement, I should have told him, "it was a pleasure meeting you but I don't think we are compatible as you are too political for me and With my being clumsy I am afraid I will trip over your shoelaces one day."

To "jumps in front of my dog guy".. What I should have said to before we left for the movie was..."thank you for the pre show entertainment but repeatedly jumping in front of my dog screaming "woof kitty cat woof" even after I asked you three times to stop has just sucked the life out of me tonight and I am afraid I am too tired to see another show. "

To the "I'm a super hero wanna be" guy..what I should have said halfway through the local bands set at a jazz bar was ..."As I have said for the last 6 guys you asked me, No I honestly do not if you could "take him" and not quite sure if I want to know how you define that but I must get going as I am meeting up with Flash Gordan early for a training session. Don't worry I can call a cab."

No, I did not make those situations up and yes my girlfriend and I referred to these individuals by that name because this year was crazy. There were 5 more I didn't share because they were too over the top sad. These were the funnier ones. The examples provided were one piece of an awful date just so you realize I didn't judge them over one behavioral quirk. It was a quagmire of quirks.
 
seoulsearch

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Donkeyfish07 said:
You are not logical and complain too much.

Thats literally the jist of every breakup I ever initiatied. If not both, its one or the other :p. Cant say I ever actually said that though. I was always fond of the whole "its not you its me". Its true, its me that cant handle the lack of logic and complaining, not you :p
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So what DonkeyKong, er, Fish, is actually saying, is that he's looking to date a Vulcan(ette.)

Either that or an android (does Data have a sister on the production line?)
 
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Donkeyfish07

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seoulsearch said:
So what DonkeyKong, er, Fish, is actually saying, is that he's looking to date a Vulcan(ette.)

Either that or an android (does Data have a sister on the production line?)
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Im not asking for total logic, just some logic. And the ability to recognize illogical statements when its logically pointed out. Is that too much to ask? Lol.

Though you meant it as a joke, I could probably dig a vulcan female. If they actually existed. I can lose any argument with joy if its a logical argument. Lol.

Edit: That really is a serious problem though. Because when an argument presents itself. You either have to admit your wrong when you know your not, actually be wrong and able to admit it, or win the argument. How can you win an argument without logic when the other person doesn't even recognize it? If the other person is not logical. You have to lie to them and tell them they are right anyway just to keep the peace. So your either a liar, stupid yourself, or dating someone that is stupid.
 
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seoulsearch

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Donkeyfish07 said:
Im not asking for total logic, just some logic. And the ability to recognize illogical statements when its logically pointed out. Is that too much to ask? Lol.

Though you meant it as a joke, I could probably dig a vulcan female. If they actually existed. I can lose any argument with joy if its a logical argument. Lol.
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1. I think my brain just exploded from seeing "logic" referenced so many times in so few sentences.

2. Logically, it's just fun to argue with you... :p
 
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Donkeyfish07

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seoulsearch said:
1. I think my brain just exploded from seeing "logic" referenced so many times in so few sentences.

2. Logically, it's fun to argue with you, Donkey. Is that a good enough reason? :p
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We arent arguing. Lol. In fact, we have never argued :p
 
seoulsearch

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Donkeyfish07 said:
We arent arguing. Lol. In fact, we have never argued :p
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I protest!! I think we're arguing right now! :p Why ruin a good streak!! (Just wait 'til I start complaining!) :D

(Yeah. You're right. After all this time, we've never had an argument. We would NEVER be accepted into the Bible Discussion Forum.)
 
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skylove7

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I feel it chickswithsticks

I had first and last dates with the wrong men in the past.
I think I have seen and heard it all.

One guy once during dinner asked me
"Hey do you ever wear those socks with the pom pom balls on the back of them?"

I'm thinking....

"This guy is into my socks more than me"

Lol "Waiter...check please!"


Besides I havent seen footies with pom pom balls on them since 1989 lol
Do they still sell them even lol I dunno

But honestly
Sock date was pretty tame
Compared to others I had dinner with

God will send me the right man someday.
I strongly believe he is out there somewhere :)
 
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Donkeyfish07

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seoulsearch said:
I protest!! I think we're arguing right now! :p Why ruin a good streak!! (Just wait 'til I start complaining!) :D
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I agree that you think we are arguing, therefore there is no argument :p
 
maxwel

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seoulsearch said:
So what DonkeyKong, er, Fish, is actually saying, is that he's looking to date a Vulcan(ette.)

Either that or an android (does Data have a sister on the production line?)
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Android women are going to be GREAT!

[video=youtube;sEaSAJgaLtQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEaSAJgaLtQ[/video]
 
seoulsearch

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Donkeyfish07 said:
I agree that you think we are arguing, therefore there is no argument :p
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Donkey, I think you'd make a good politician ;). You'd stop most mindless debates right in their tracks! :D
 
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Donkeyfish07

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seoulsearch said:
Donkey, I think you'd make a good politician ;). You'd stop most mindless debates right in their tracks! :D
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You have to be mindless to be a politician. So i would not be qualified enough :p
 
kodiak

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Well back in my youth group days, One kid used a mcdonalds pick up line at youthgroup....I don't think it worked, but I can only imagine his breakup line.
He said that if she was a mcdonalds sandwich she would be called the mcburger....so his break up would probably be something like:
I am mcbreaking up with you
or
mcbreak up with me. mcplease.

That is a break up line I would like to hear someone say.
 
JesusLives

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Being I'm from Indiana I have the need for speed and you are just not fast enough for me.

Indy 500 reference not drug....lol
 
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skylove7

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kodiak said:
Well back in my youth group days, One kid used a mcdonalds pick up line at youthgroup....I don't think it worked, but I can only imagine his breakup line.
He said that if she was a mcdonalds sandwich she would be called the mcburger....so his break up would probably be something like:
I am mcbreaking up with you
or
mcbreak up with me. mcplease.

That is a break up line I would like to hear someone say.
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Lol
Was he a McPlaya?
 
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