Horrors of Dating

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cinder

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One of the funniest moments for me, with trying to meet someone online, was this.
Me: "So you say you are a Christian."
Them: "Yes I am"
Me: " So which church do you attend?"
Them:" The blue one."
pause
Me:"What type of church is it?"
Them: "Oh, I don't like to judge."

See folks, you can't even make up stuff this good. I smile and shake my head every time I think of it. Life is hilarious.
But there is a church around here that's called blue roof church. And I imagine it would be really strange to hear someone say oh I attend the blue roof church.
 

ArtsieSteph

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Apr 1, 2014
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#42
One of the funniest moments for me, with trying to meet someone online, was this.
Me: "So you say you are a Christian."
Them: "Yes I am"
Me: " So which church do you attend?"
Them:" The blue one."
pause
Me:"What type of church is it?"
Them: "Oh, I don't like to judge."

See folks, you can't even make up stuff this good. I smile and shake my head every time I think of it. Life is hilarious.
I can honestly say that is the strangest thing I have heard.
 

Lynx

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Aug 13, 2014
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#43
Dont be 'nice'. Be rude and say

You talk too much! When are you going to shut up and let me think? I like peace and quiet. Leave me alone ok?
Oh you will be left alone alright. Very, very alone.
 

tourist

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#44
They'll then back off once they know you can get mad.

Women can get mad too you know it aint pretty. Youare far better off being ghosted than deal with a womans anger.
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.
 

ArtsieSteph

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#45
When they say “I never drink” in they profile and one of the first picture shows them with a Carrona.