I really really need a husband!!

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Cameron143

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I hear it's right next to the World Of Boaz.
Well played for 2 reasons:

1. A good comedian is able to tie current posts with past ones, and

2. In your particular case, you managed to answer in 10 words or less.
 

Lynx

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That's awesome that you would speak so highly of your grandmother. I'm actually married and not looking. But I was hoping there was a place for unattached Christian men to go to find outstanding wives.
If I knew where that place was I wouldn't be sitting around on a forum talking about it. I'd be going to it.
 

Cameron143

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If I knew where that place was I wouldn't be sitting around on a forum talking about it. I'd be going to it.
Maybe you should ask your grandma.
 

Lynx

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Maybe you should ask your grandma.
She doesn't know anyone who would be right for me.

About a tenth of the time she has to figure out who I am. But that's a pretty good ratio for 91. I should be so good at it when I get that old.
 

Dino246

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What you want is a sugar daddy, Fructose Father ,Glucose Guardian ,Carbohydrate Caretaker ,Sucrose Supporter ,Aspartame Ancestor ,Confectionery Compadre, Splenda Spender, Saccharin Stepdad, Polypeptide Pops....
I learned so many new phrases by reading this post. I'm not sure my life is sweeter though. :p
 

Moses_Young

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Everyone knows the kids out in right field can't catch. We had some doggone good catchers in this thread.
This was the part I found particularly hurtful. :(:(:cry:
 

Lynx

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This was the part I found particularly hurtful. :(:(:cry:
They always put you in right field?

Andy Andrews quote:
Standing out in right field game after game, with nary a ball hit my way, I found it difficult to believe my parents when they told me I was an integral part of the game. I couldn't catch, but I wasn't stupid.
 

tourist

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So where is Proverbs31womanland located? For the life of me I couldn't find it on any map or in any Atlas.
Don't believe that there are any Proverbs 31 woman. She obviously was wearing the pants in her family. No mention about a possible husband and what he was doing to pull his own weight.
 

Godsgirl1983

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No mention about a possible husband and what he was doing to pull his own weight.
11The heart of her husband trusts in her,

and he lacks nothing of value.

12She brings him good and not harm

all the days of her life.

23Her husband is known at the city gate,

where he sits among the elders of the land.

28Her children rise up and call her blessed;

her husband praises her as well:

29“Many daughters have done noble things,

but you surpass them all!”
 

Cameron143

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Don't believe that there are any Proverbs 31 woman. She obviously was wearing the pants in her family. No mention about a possible husband and what he was doing to pull his own weight.
She was Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa, and Wonder Woman rolled into one.
 

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Don't believe that there are any Proverbs 31 woman. She obviously was wearing the pants in her family. No mention about a possible husband and what he was doing to pull his own weight.
Her husband was known in the gates!
 

Lanolin

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Her husband was the security guy?