If CC was a dating site...

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beyourself

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#125
#125
I am sold out for Jesus. Seeking husband who is in love with Jesus and desires to serve Him together.
 
JonahLynx

JonahLynx

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#126
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AbigailZeke said:
And I know that it is not. I promise.

But if it was, how would you introduce and advertise yourself?
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My plan:
1. Put together a small commercial agency
2. Outsource focus group polling of women in low-mid 20's
3. Hire a prominent experimental short-film director
4. Speak with a graphic designer who specializes in minimalist art
5. Purchase a 30 second time slot on FX or A&E
6. Launch a YouTube campaign to gain as many views and ad revenue as possible
7. Be featured on Fox Business, then sell off the company to TBWA for $32 million
8. Invest my $9 million into moving to Britain in order to obtain an English accent
9. Return to the United States and log into CC
10. Post that I have an English accent.

But that's only if CC was a dating site.
 
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Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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beyourself said:
I am sold out for Jesus. Seeking husband who is in love with Jesus and desires to serve Him together.
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Well... it IS an honest answer to the thread question. This is in fact what would happen (a lot) if CC was a dating site. In fact it already happens a lot here.
 
JosephsDreams

JosephsDreams

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About the same as post #125.
Concise, and to the heart of it.
It would warm my heart to go out in public with my spouse and pray for and talk to people about Jesus.
Besides other services, or course.
 
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TxTeacup

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#129
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Adventurous gal who is a superb cook with three not perfect, but pretty amazing kids, in search of godly man who wouldn't mind squeaky clarinet band concerts, freezing football games and tween and teenage hormones for about 10 years before he gets me all to himself. Applications for sainthood will be filed for you free of charge. ;-)

If CC was a dating site...
 
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NukePooch

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#131
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Shy/outgoing type seeks same or different for possibly meaningful event to be determined. Likes to always stay inside and go out. Adventurous/reserved, homebody/partier, rich/poor traits are desired. Must have hair, eyes, and pulse.
 
Fenner

Fenner

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A pulse ? That's asking a lot.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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NukePooch said:
Shy/outgoing type seeks same or different for possibly meaningful event to be determined. Likes to always stay inside and go out. Adventurous/reserved, homebody/partier, rich/poor traits are desired. Must have hair, eyes, and pulse.
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Fenner said:
A pulse ? That's asking a lot.
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I was thinking that when he said they have to have hair...
 
Sonflower

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NukePooch said:
Shy/outgoing type seeks same or different for possibly meaningful event to be determined. Likes to always stay inside and go out. Adventurous/reserved, homebody/partier, rich/poor traits are desired. Must have hair, eyes, and pulse.
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Too bad you're so picky. ;)
 
tourist

tourist

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#137
TxTeacup said:
Adventurous gal who is a superb cook with three not perfect, but pretty amazing kids, in search of godly man who wouldn't mind squeaky clarinet band concerts, freezing football games and tween and teenage hormones for about 10 years before he gets me all to himself. Applications for sainthood will be filed for you free of charge. ;-)

If CC was a dating site...
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If it is not a dating site it sometimes seems like a close imitation of one. Your post is a good start in this endeavor if you choose to pursue that route. I read your previous post about your divorce. It is a shame that had to happen to you. Glad to have you join our family. Welcome to CC.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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I was talking with a friend the other day who pointed out that all the reasons people made fun of me as a kid--being Asian being a nerd--have now become the hottest trends around. Too bad it only took 40+ years.

I'm thinking the description "Trendy Asian Nerd" would be a must in my CC dating profile.
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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#139
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seoulsearch said:
I was talking with a friend the other day who pointed out that all the reasons people made fun of me as a kid--being Asian being a nerd--have now become the hottest trends around. Too bad it only took 40+ years.

I'm thinking the description "Trendy Asian Nerd" would be a must in my CC dating profile.
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