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May 3, 2013
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Then the two of you must speak about this to your pastor, and hopefully before the cookies start to suffer. If you or your husband won't do it for yourselves... please do it for the cookies. The cookies always come first!
:confused:

I´m against pastors ruling baker´s private kitchens.

In fact, if Jesus got rid of priesthood I´m also thinking he got rid of those who wanted to rule ppl´s lives (unless each believer sees them as mini-popes of their local churches).

@ Olerich!

I wish GOD gave you your homie pal.

PS

Can we pray for that, once in a time, please?
 

tourist

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#63
It's not nearly as fun watching a woman with no earrings bake cookies than a woman with earrings on. I'd just go ahead and bake my own cookies, but we all know that is an abomination unto the Lord.
Only if you burn them.
 
May 3, 2013
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I still don't get the thing about cinnamon. I eat cinnamon in my oatmeal and it has no effect at all on me. When I eat cinnamon I don't drag through the rest of the day, I don't have a lot of energy the rest of the day, I don't get sneezes and sniffles... no effect.

So yeah, I don't get it.

Ajá!

Probably it wasn´t well cooked...

Did it lacked yeast?

Sometimes, some of it, spoiled good things.

:p
 

Oncefallen

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Just remember, friends....

Modesty is the only virtue that will stop your husband from watching you bake cookies :rolleyes:
What if I WANT my husband to watch me baking cookies? What then, ZeroTurbulence? WHAT THEN??
Olerica, if you want your husband to watch you baking cookies you will have to do it immodestly. I know darn well I'd be more inclined to watch my wife baking cookies if she were being immodest about it.




 
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Olerica, if you want your husband to watch you baking cookies you will have to do it immodestly. I know darn well I'd be more inclined to watch my wife baking cookies if she were being immodest about it.




Got it covered, sir. Got it covered.

(Just need the husband)
 
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MissCris

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Are...are we talking about naked baking?!

Y'all are wrecking my innocence here.

Bahahaha I can't even...too funny...
 
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Are...are we talking about naked baking?!

Y'all are wrecking my innocence here.

Bahahaha I can't even...too funny...
That would be 'un' covered, MissCris. I'm a pure white flower.
 

Oncefallen

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Are...are we talking about naked baking?!

Y'all are wrecking my innocence here.

Bahahaha I can't even...too funny...
I would never endorse naked baking, only immodest baking. Somehow I'm quite sure that naked baking would be almost as dangerous as frying bacon in the buff.

 

Lynx

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*sigh

Should I call 911 now for you people, or just put it on speed dial for later?
 

Mitspa

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This thread makes me feel dirty :(
 
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VioletReigns

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That Blue Moon must still be lingering. You people are all nutz! LMHO!!! :rolleyes:


[video=youtube;nGBLlFMn9Xc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGBLlFMn9Xc[/video]
 
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VioletReigns

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By the way!

Do you know my friend Doug Hardman, a pastor over there.

He did a trip to Venezuela, before communism ran this land over.

I don´t remember what college he is at charge.
There's a pastor named Doug Hardman in West Virginia, I believe. Don't know if it's the same guy.
 

melita916

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Idk what's going on here anymore.

Maybe I'm too young for this kinda talk.

Lol :p
 
May 3, 2013
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There's a pastor named Doug Hardman in West Virginia, I believe. Don't know if it's the same guy.
He has 2 daughters: 1 single and the other (married to Gabriel) who lives in Dominican Republic, working with a ministry like this, there.

 

NukePooch

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Just remember, friends....

Modesty is the only virtue that will stop your husband from watching you bake cookies :rolleyes:

But hunger will make him stick his head in the kitchen every 2 minutes and say, "Do you need any help?"
 

NukePooch

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is it ok for me to wear lipsticks while baking cookies?

btw, i don't wear lipsticks. i use chapsticks. lol!
Lipstick warrants Direct Go-To-Hell Status.

Chapstick warrants a good flogging and extra time in purgatory.


Wearing listick is good as long as you use enough.

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NukePooch

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Are...are we talking about naked baking?!

Y'all are wrecking my innocence here.

Bahahaha I can't even...too funny...
Idk what's going on here anymore.

Maybe I'm too young for this kinda talk.

Lol :p


You and me both, Melita, you and me both.

I did a search for some nice wholesome family portraits to get us back to wholesomeness. Here's what I found.

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Aaah. That's more like it.