Old Earth vs. Young Earth

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Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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That doesn't excuse the wiz. I mean the cheez wiz. Give me real cheese or get that stuff outta my face. :p
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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P.W.P.L.C.

People Who Protest Liquid Cheese.

I hate liquid cheese sauce in any form--smooshed onto burgers, smothered over nachos, or miserably squeezed into a casserole. Don't even think about pouring that junk onto noodles and calling it mac'n'cheese--that's an abomination!!!

If you can't slice, dice, or shred it, it just ain't cheese. (Liquid cheese is as much of an offense to real cheese as "ain't" is to the English language...)
 
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ChandlerFan

ChandlerFan

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seoulsearch said:
P.W.P.L.C.

People Who Protest Liquid Cheese.

I hate liquid cheese sauce in any form--smooshed onto burgers, smothered over nachos, or miserably squeezed into a casserole. Don't even think about pouring that junk onto noodles and calling it mac'n'cheese--that's an abomination!!!

If you can't slice, dice, or shred it, it just ain't cheese. (Liquid cheese is as much of an offense to real cheese as "ain't" is to the English language...)
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Whoa whoa whoa...cheese is cheese no matter how liquified :p
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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ChandlerFan said:
Whoa whoa whoa...cheese is cheese no matter how liquified :p
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*shakes her head at Chandler*

Have you not encountered misfits of nature such as the packages of "Imitation Cheese Topping" deceptively stocked right by the real cheese? People grab it because of the low price. And it is the equivalent of plastic.

You know that "flubber-like" play gunk that's all the rage with the kids? It's kind of a giant mass of... I could use a very unsavory description here but I shall refrain. Let's just say... "imitation" and "liquid" cheese reminds me... of the results of a really, really bad sinus infection.

There is NO defense for such horrible monstrosities!!

Aw Chandler, and here I thought we had such good friendship potential!!!

Do you see how EVIL liquid cheese is? It comes between friends and turns them into antagonists, much like choosing a political party!
 
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MissCris

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Cheeze Whiz, Kim, tell us how you really feel :p

(See what I did there? "Gee whiz", cheeze whiz...hahaha geddit? GEDDIT? Ok, nevermind)
 
ChandlerFan

ChandlerFan

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seoulsearch said:
*shakes her head at Chandler*

Have you not encountered misfits of nature such as the packages of "Imitation Cheese Topping" deceptively stocked right by the real cheese? People grab it because of the low price. And it is the equivalent of plastic.

You know that "flubber-like" play gunk that's all the rage with the kids? It's kind of a giant mass of... I could use a very unsavory description here but I shall refrain. Let's just say... "imitation" and "liquid" cheese reminds me... of the results of a really, really bad sinus infection.

There is NO defense for such horrible monstrosities!!

Aw Chandler, and here I thought we had such good friendship potential!!!

Do you see how EVIL liquid cheese is? It comes between friends and turns them into antagonists, much like choosing a political party!
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For the record, I don't eat spray cheese, however I think that queso and that white cheese sauce that Mexican restaurants cover most of their dishes in is God's gift to humanity. Don't let spray cheese cause you to miss out on the wonders of all the other divine liquid cheeses out there!
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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ChandlerFan said:
For the record, I don't eat spray cheese, however I think that queso and that white cheese sauce that Mexican restaurants cover most of their dishes in is God's gift to humanity. Don't let spray cheese cause you to miss out on the wonders of all the other divine liquid cheeses out there!
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I'm pretty sure that using "divine" and "liquid cheese" together qualifies as Dair-y Her-esy.

I will never join the dark side!!!

Cheese should NEVER come in a jar, can, or bottle!!!

(And for the record, Cheese Wiz is of the devil. After all, he imitates what's real... exactly like Cheese Wiz. And you can't even call it a very good imitation.)
 
ChandlerFan

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seoulsearch said:
I'm pretty sure that using "divine" and "liquid cheese" together qualifies as Dair-y Her-esy.

I will never join the dark side!!!

Cheese should NEVER come in a jar, can, or bottle!!!

(And for the record, Cheese Wiz is of the devil. After all, he imitates what's real... exactly like Cheese Wiz. And you can't even call it a very good imitation.)
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If you have one shred of gouda in you...you'll have a change of heart one day.
 
ChandlerFan

ChandlerFan

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Urda worst...

(Literally have a Wikipedia page up right now of every type of cheese in existence :D)
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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ChandlerFan said:
Urda worst...

(Literally have a Wikipedia page up right now of every type of cheese in existence :D)
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Hey, that's chee-ting!!!

Only the most Muenster-ous kind of person would do that!
 
ChandlerFan

ChandlerFan

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I greve our friendship now...

But let's keep things civil (yep, civil is a kind of cheese apparently).

Let's end this saga (also another kind of cheese).
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Your jokes are making me think it's not so bad to be a(provo)lone after all... :p
 
ChandlerFan

ChandlerFan

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Aww, you don't have to be alone. You can stand under my mozzarella...ella...ella...ay ay ay :p
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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LOL!!! All right, Chandler.

You win this (cheese) round, you Hooligan! (Yes, that's a type of cheese as well. Two can play this game. :))

We'll leave it all up to fet(a).

Pardon me... Do you have any Grey Pou... Er... I mean, crackers.

Seeing as we're surrounded by all this cheese(iness), I'd hate to see it go to waste. :)
 
gypsygirl

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halloumi single forum peeps...i'd havarti stopped by if i knew you were talking about cheese!

however, nothing gouda happens with cheese whiz. in fact, i camembert the thought of ever eating it.

i think i tried it once, and it made me jarlsberg.

queso, time to go!

p.s. someone should open a window up panner. ; p
 
violakat

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There is one type of cheese that is gooey, kinda sorta (okay not quite) liquidy, and is a must have for lasagna. That is ricotta. And yes, ricotta is a real cheese. Not a made up type of one. And it has to come in a tub,
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Violakat, girl, "ricotta" meet up sometime! :)

(I LOVE ricotta, so it's all good... and I love lasagna even more! ;))
 
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