Oh man. When it comes to battered and fried foods, the more battering and frying, the better.
I love pizza (with crust) but I'm kind of like the Goldilocks of pizza. I don't like thin crusts, and I don't like a crust so heavy that you could cut cinder blocks out of the dough (which a popular hang-out was known for back when I was in college.)
However, I'm also someone who, if I actually ate everything I love, would weigh 800 pounds, so I try to only have them on extra-special occasions, or else try to have a healthier version of them.
Instead of fried chicken, I've made baked chicken strips with a Panko crumb "batter", and instead of regular pizza, I make a concoction of an egg patty omelet with pepperoni, pizza sauce, and mozzarella. Admittedly, it ain't the real thing, but it suffices for trying to keep the scale in check.
"Pie" is actually something I don't sacrifice too much on because I usually only eat the filling
and try to tell myself I'm saving at least half the calories anyway.