Ruin a date in just four words

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Ruth

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Here's a date killer....so where do you see this relationship going????????
 

renewed_hope

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May 9, 2016
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#45
Mom.......

Washes my dirty clothes

Changes my dirty diaper :p

Picks out my outfit

Always #1 in my life (I know it says words, but numbers aren't words lol)
 

Addison

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#46
GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD!!!!! *draws knife*

Shoot, now he's calling the police...
On a first date I like to carve our initials in a tree.

It's the most romantic way to let them know that I have a knife.


 
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wwjd_kilden

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#47
That guy is HOT *points to guy that isn't date*
 
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wwjd_kilden

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#49
GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD!!!!! *draws knife*

Shoot, now he's calling the police...

Either that or he bares his fangs and hands you his wrist
 

Pipp

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#50
Soooo... I got fleas
 

Pipp

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#51
Can I borrow $10,000?
 

Pipp

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#52
I was born male
 

blue_ladybug

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Feb 21, 2014
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#53
I dated your twin brother/ sister..
 

Pipp

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#54
I'm probably not contagious
 

BillG

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Feb 15, 2017
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#56
Test results were negative
 

BillG

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#57
You have a face? (Male perspective)
 

BillG

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#59
Nice bra your wearing