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Galatea

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Like the Gates of Hell, I wear a sign that reads “Abandon hope all ye who enter here”.
 
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Galatea

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The investment is too costly for the dubious rewards. The investment is greater than the returns, a terrible deal.
 

claysmithr

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I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
 

joefizz

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*Drinks from water bottle, moans intensely*

Don't worry, it's just water...
Is that why whales are coming to check on you?if that's water then it must be perrier because spring water isn't that mood changing.
 

joefizz

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Perhaps I should explain my staring at you, every time I see someone of the opposite gender I look them over for hours to see if they are normal,just a few more hours and I'll let you know if you are normal,it's not because I'm a creep.
 

joefizz

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You would look prettier with bugs in your hair.
 

Susanna

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Say, did you hear about the jailbreak?

No?

Good!
 

joefizz

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I am the professional cutter of cheese!
 

joefizz

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If I was green would I be healthy?
 

mailmandan

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I fooled the warden into believing this is a conjugal visit, but let's just enjoy our date.
 

WineRose

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Row A, Column 9
Me: *Forgets that I just did a little thing that I call...the 'Empty Heal' glitch (People in the "Post a fact" thread, you may know what I'm referring to...)*

I'm totally the best Pokemon trainer, here, take a look at my badges!

Guy: Oh, really? You're on!

*Presses the Start Menu, clicks on my Nickname*

 

blue_ladybug

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You are now under my spell. You will do anything I want..
 

WineRose

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Row A, Column 9
Me: *Forgets that I just did a little thing that I call...the 'Empty Heal' glitch (People in the "Post a fact" thread, you may know what I'm referring to...)*

I'm totally the best Pokemon trainer, here, take a look at my badges!

Guy: Oh, really? You're on!

*Presses the Start Menu, clicks on my Nickname*

P.S: Unlike what I previously said about the Empty Heal Glitch in the "Post a fact" thread, it turns out that I can still access my Start menu, it's just that the options aren't visible and, like you see here, is heavily corrupted...so yeah. :/