Ugh. Sad thing is that there is a mankini being sold online. It was on the news the other night. It looked incredibly feminine and very awkward.
See? I told you!! TinTin is already checking it out!!
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Ugh. Sad thing is that there is a mankini being sold online. It was on the news the other night. It looked incredibly feminine and very awkward.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII was being good! No bubble wrap for Kim!I walked right into that one, didn't I?
I walked right into that one, didn't I?
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII was being good! No bubble wrap for Kim!![]()
Why Goats Have It Better Than Women or Men
Well...there was a thread on why penguins have it worse than men and women.![]()
This might be hard considering I've seen some pretty ridiculous thread titles. lol but here it goes............
"Trolling hard for a christian woman who is just as desperate"
"The Jesus in me used to love you,but you posted something I didn't agree with,so you can stick it!"
"Water into whine - why haven't you hooked me up with another single Lord?"
"The what I had for breakfast lunch and dinner thread,now with animated gifs"
"Is it wrong to sleep with my husbands best friend even if he says it will bring him closer to God?"
"Help! - Reading the bible is like eating too much turkey. It makes me sleepy. 101 ways to stay awake during Numbers 13:1-16"
How do I make TinTin fall in love with me?
Though this is the obvious question on every girls mind.
Gender reassignment surgery: should I tell my girlfriend now, or just surprise her Sunday at church?
How to mess with Jullianna while she is medicated

Why chloroform is a Christians best dating tool.
Okay. My turn.
"GF wants to move in with her parents. Will she become a pillar of salt?"
"What's a Shulamite and where do I find one?"
"If I marry a woman with a maid, do I get to sleep with the maid if my wife is barren?"
"A sea lion kissed me at Sea World, and I blushed. Am I damned?"
"Read my poem about Liver and Onions! (poll)"
"What flavor milkshake brings all the Godly men to my yard? Please don't charge."
"Friends keep saying I'm Oedipal. What does this mean?"
"I'm interested in SeatBelt. Should I change my username to AirBag?"
WOW!!!! Ok first let me say that the sea lion kissing-pillar of salt & milkshake song reference were BRILLIANT! I indeed did L.augh O.ut L.oud!!!! Sorry about nearly destroying you keyboard with milk bro,but maybe you should see Dr. Jesus about that. I hear his initial consultation is free,but after that he get's a bit pricey. lol The sad thing is about the things I post on here that people find funny,is in all honesty the type of nonsense that runs through my head every day. Non-believers think I should be a comedian & christians (most) think I need deliverance. lol I'm glad to make you laugh though...just try not to wreck anymore electronics...k? lolI know you guys probably hate the multi-reply, but when you all blow up a thread, it really is the most efficient way for me to get in on this. Especially on symphony weeks. Next week, I'll be back to normal. Promise.
I honestly think iTORE is really trying to win as many internets as humanly possible. Nearly every day you make me actually laugh out loud, brother! I almost doused my keyboard with milk.
The GIF one would be funny...if the site would let me post ani-gifs. Every time I try, the site converts them into a jpeg.
All us single blokes really oughtta be asking him how he gets the girls all worked up, eh?
You just KNOW someone would reply with, "Why not tell her after your wedding night?" *cringe*
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Okay. My turn.
"GF wants to move in with her parents. Will she become a pillar of salt?"
"What's a Shulamite and where do I find one?"
"If I marry a woman with a maid, do I get to sleep with the maid if my wife is barren?"
"A sea lion kissed me at Sea World, and I blushed. Am I damned?"
"Read my poem about Liver and Onions! (poll)"
"What flavor milkshake brings all the Godly men to my yard? Please don't charge."
"Friends keep saying I'm Oedipal. What does this mean?"
"I'm interested in SeatBelt. Should I change my username to AirBag?"
"Goin' To Ma Family Reunion This Weekend. So Many Choices. Should I Ask Out My First... or Second Cousin?"
Ha ha ha.... This is great!!! Let's see... I'm not sure I can come up with any that haven't been done before:
"Why NukePooch Is Giving Away All His Tools"
"Top 10 Reasons Why Canada Has Disowned Descyple"