Thread Titles You Will Never See In The Singles Forum

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seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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Tintin said:
Ugh. Sad thing is that there is a mankini being sold online. It was on the news the other night. It looked incredibly feminine and very awkward.
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See? I told you!! TinTin is already checking it out!! :) I wonder what color he's going to pick...
 
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Tintin

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I walked right into that one, didn't I?
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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Yet another thread you'll never see in Singles:

"TinTin: Help Me Decide Which Mankini I Should Buy."

The thing is though... Would TinTin post this? Heck no. But would Zaoman? Whoa. I'm not sure I'd wanna put money on that one. ;)
 
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Tintin

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Yikes! This is slowly, (well, not slowly) quickly turning into an 'is nudity in art okay?' type thread.
 
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JimJimmers

JimJimmers

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LOL, I'll have to read this thread tomorrow, I am super tired now. Got in late! All I got for now, I hope it wasn't already taken:

"My ex is back with Prof Benith, now someone help me get rid of the loser!"
 
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Tintin

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I think this thread is a result of super tired members posting their every thought, so I wouldn't worry about it.
 
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Shouryu

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I know you guys probably hate the multi-reply, but when you all blow up a thread, it really is the most efficient way for me to get in on this. Especially on symphony weeks. Next week, I'll be back to normal. Promise.

iTOREtheSKY said:
This might be hard considering I've seen some pretty ridiculous thread titles. lol but here it goes............


"Trolling hard for a christian woman who is just as desperate"
"The Jesus in me used to love you,but you posted something I didn't agree with,so you can stick it!"
"Water into whine - why haven't you hooked me up with another single Lord?"
"The what I had for breakfast lunch and dinner thread,now with animated gifs"
"Is it wrong to sleep with my husbands best friend even if he says it will bring him closer to God?"
"Help! - Reading the bible is like eating too much turkey. It makes me sleepy. 101 ways to stay awake during Numbers 13:1-16"
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I honestly think iTORE is really trying to win as many internets as humanly possible. Nearly every day you make me actually laugh out loud, brother! I almost doused my keyboard with milk.


The GIF one would be funny...if the site would let me post ani-gifs. Every time I try, the site converts them into a jpeg.


zaoman32 said:
How do I make TinTin fall in love with me?


Though this is the obvious question on every girls mind.
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All us single blokes really oughtta be asking him how he gets the girls all worked up, eh?


maxwel said:
Gender reassignment surgery: should I tell my girlfriend now, or just surprise her Sunday at church?
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You just KNOW someone would reply with, "Why not tell her after your wedding night?" *cringe*


Markum1972 said:
How to mess with Jullianna while she is medicated
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T_Laurich said:
Why chloroform is a Christians best dating tool.
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WINWINWINWINWIN!!!


Okay. My turn.

"GF wants to move in with her parents. Will she become a pillar of salt?"
"What's a Shulamite and where do I find one?"
"If I marry a woman with a maid, do I get to sleep with the maid if my wife is barren?"
"A sea lion kissed me at Sea World, and I blushed. Am I damned?"
"Read my poem about Liver and Onions! (poll)"
"What flavor milkshake brings all the Godly men to my yard? Please don't charge."
"Friends keep saying I'm Oedipal. What does this mean?"
"I'm interested in SeatBelt. Should I change my username to AirBag?"
 
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arwen83

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Shouryu said:
Okay. My turn.

"GF wants to move in with her parents. Will she become a pillar of salt?"
"What's a Shulamite and where do I find one?"
"If I marry a woman with a maid, do I get to sleep with the maid if my wife is barren?"
"A sea lion kissed me at Sea World, and I blushed. Am I damned?"
"Read my poem about Liver and Onions! (poll)"
"What flavor milkshake brings all the Godly men to my yard? Please don't charge."
"Friends keep saying I'm Oedipal. What does this mean?"
"I'm interested in SeatBelt. Should I change my username to AirBag?"
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BAHAHAHAHAHA! You guys are hillllllllarious
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Shouryu said:
I know you guys probably hate the multi-reply, but when you all blow up a thread, it really is the most efficient way for me to get in on this. Especially on symphony weeks. Next week, I'll be back to normal. Promise.




I honestly think iTORE is really trying to win as many internets as humanly possible. Nearly every day you make me actually laugh out loud, brother! I almost doused my keyboard with milk.


The GIF one would be funny...if the site would let me post ani-gifs. Every time I try, the site converts them into a jpeg.





All us single blokes really oughtta be asking him how he gets the girls all worked up, eh?





You just KNOW someone would reply with, "Why not tell her after your wedding night?" *cringe*





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WINWINWINWINWIN!!!


Okay. My turn.

"GF wants to move in with her parents. Will she become a pillar of salt?"
"What's a Shulamite and where do I find one?"
"If I marry a woman with a maid, do I get to sleep with the maid if my wife is barren?"
"A sea lion kissed me at Sea World, and I blushed. Am I damned?"
"Read my poem about Liver and Onions! (poll)"
"What flavor milkshake brings all the Godly men to my yard? Please don't charge."
"Friends keep saying I'm Oedipal. What does this mean?"
"I'm interested in SeatBelt. Should I change my username to AirBag?"
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WOW!!!! Ok first let me say that the sea lion kissing-pillar of salt & milkshake song reference were BRILLIANT! I indeed did L.augh O.ut L.oud!!!! Sorry about nearly destroying you keyboard with milk bro,but maybe you should see Dr. Jesus about that. I hear his initial consultation is free,but after that he get's a bit pricey. lol The sad thing is about the things I post on here that people find funny,is in all honesty the type of nonsense that runs through my head every day. Non-believers think I should be a comedian & christians (most) think I need deliverance. lol I'm glad to make you laugh though...just try not to wreck anymore electronics...k? lol
 
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NukePooch

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seoulsearch said:
"Goin' To Ma Family Reunion This Weekend. So Many Choices. Should I Ask Out My First... or Second Cousin?"
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Seoul? I asked you that in confidence over a PRIVATE message....I didn't think that you'd put it out in public. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
 
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NukePooch

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seoulsearch said:
Ha ha ha.... This is great!!! Let's see... I'm not sure I can come up with any that haven't been done before:

"Why NukePooch Is Giving Away All His Tools"
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Not only has this one not been done before, it will not ever be done again. This is not a joking matter, Missy.
 
LightningClap0002

LightningClap0002

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How To Marry Kim Jong-un in 5 easy steps
Get rich by selling belly button lint
 
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