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Dayen

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#41
Hmmm am just me from the fresh middle east Always makes ppl happy but not never funny Love watchin movies but always from the end.Hate watchin season movies with remote just to watch few parts Soon to become like bigshow but with a thin mind but trustin that it will become large. Have makin friends but love to chats am presently the boss but with no employer livin with family but alone. just quite but talkative by nature hmmm thats me
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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#42
My mind never truly rests. If you were to be able to experience everything as to what goes on inside and how my brain daily functions while in my presence then I guarantee you that you'd never want to see my face ever again.

One pet that I'd seriously would love to own in the future is an African grey parrot. I'll name it Darth Vader and make sure it knows and imitates all of the famous lines from the Star Wars movies (I'm no way a fan of the series, but I'd find this to be a cool thing to do anyhow). He will be my companion and trained to my commands so you best not to get on my bad side or he'll come in handy.

If you were to ever catch me alone and it's just the two of us, after you finish saying what you want to say as I stare at you blankly the whole time, don't be surprised that I'd whisper "You see me...?" and walk away after.

As we watch the Titanic together then best assured that you're going to have someone not letting go of your hand while having a major panic attack at the scenes where the ship is sinking. At least there would be no tears involved, so there's a bonus on not having to waste any tissues.


We're going to make lots of beautifully ugly babies together and they're going to be cloned and take control of the whole planet and eventually colonize onto a new one (preferably Mars - they had or have theories that life can exist on there and I'll make sure this happens). Then we will no longer have to worry about the destruction this current human race is doing onto this planet as they will be killed off before completing our mission.

Oh yeah, the most important one. You better supply me with a few lifetime's worth of chocolate to get fat on or we're through.

I'm sure there's many guys who share the same interest and life missions. ;)
You had me @ Darth Vader parrot! lol
 

Desdichado

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Feb 9, 2014
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#43
My name is Desdichado.

Most people call me persona non grata.
 
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jeremyPJ

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#44
I am known as Jeremy when I'm here, and have been assigned various other colorful names, depending on where I am at the time. Was amazed that I seemed to have at least one thing in common with many of you. Though a few may be opposites…For example:

I never wear white when dining out. (all it took is one pizza sliding its topping off onto my nice white shirt in a restaurant.) But other accidents like to occur when I wear white shirts, you get the idea. I’m desperately hoping for a wonderful rich woman to come along so I don't really have to grow up and do actual work. Lol. I'm also on my 4th career path now. And I sure do love bacon...and cats, and I especially love chocolate!!! I love the Lord with all of my heart. And speaking from my own personal perspective I believe that I am a hopeless romantic at best. I can't stand rude people no matter who they are, or where I am. I enjoy watching kid tv shows, esp. with my daughter. I also could eat M & M's by the fist-full. And Reeces Pieces.
I love lounging around in my pajamas. I speak fluent movie quote and break out in song multiple times a day. I could be reading a novel, but I’m usually reading a book about Christian living or spiritual growth. Or about cars and motorcycles. I have always taken a book or magazine wherever I go, lest I get bored. I am good at starting yet another project I will possibly never finish. I'm an aspiring writer. I always loved blanket forts, and still do.

But I really love pizza…
 
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seoulsearch

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#45
And I sure do love bacon...and cats, and I especially chocolate!!!
Oh my. I'm wondering what gourmet stores sell cats wrapped in bacon and dipped in chocolate...

I'm wondering if they bother to de-fur the cats first. Maybe not. Without the fur, what would the bacon and chocolate have to cling on to??!
 
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jeremyPJ

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#46
:) didn't mean that I eat cats, only that I like them...knew when I read that, somebody would think that lol!
 
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My name is Desdichado.

Most people call me persona non grata.
Hmmm!

Have you tried to hide that rifle of a sniper? Perhaps some may feel the danger of being shooted down with gratitude bullets.

Who knows? :)
 

ronnie2796

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#48
Hey, You can call me Ronnie and I'm not your average Joe.
Seriously, I just told you to call me Ronnie, please do not call me Joe, or Average Joe, I don't think the name suits me very well.

I'm a high school student and I can be very unorganized. Actually, I just am very unorganized. I sing randomly and loudly. Sometimes in the middle of the night. I like all kinds of music from heavy metal to classical to some random banjo music that I found on youtube. I will play all of these very loudly. I like loud, most of the time.
I'm just learning to cook, so sometimes wonderful things happen, and then sometimes I burn the whole Mother's Day breakfast,.. Enough said there.
I'm a good driver for my age!! Or, that's what I'm told anyway. I haven't killed anyone lately.
I love kids. Someday I dream of helping my children dig a hole to China in the back yard. Hope you can mow around that, and the big pile of dirt,..

Sooo,....Any Takers? ;) :D
 

DuchessAimee

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#49
Hey, You can call me Ronnie and I'm not your average Joe.
Seriously, I just told you to call me Ronnie, please do not call me Joe, or Average Joe, I don't think the name suits me very well.

I'm a high school student and I can be very unorganized. Actually, I just am very unorganized. I sing randomly and loudly. Sometimes in the middle of the night. I like all kinds of music from heavy metal to classical to some random banjo music that I found on youtube. I will play all of these very loudly. I like loud, most of the time.
I'm just learning to cook, so sometimes wonderful things happen, and then sometimes I burn the whole Mother's Day breakfast,.. Enough said there.
I'm a good driver for my age!! Or, that's what I'm told anyway. I haven't killed anyone lately.
I love kids. Someday I dream of helping my children dig a hole to China in the back yard. Hope you can mow around that, and the big pile of dirt,..

Sooo,....Any Takers? ;) :D


Darlin', you're jail bait. Like Lil_Christian, you are not allowed to date until you're 27. Trust me, it's better this way.
 

Oncefallen

Idiot in Chief
Staff member
Jan 15, 2011
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#50
Darlin', you're jail bait. Like Lil_Christian, you are not allowed to date until you're 27. Trust me, it's better this way.
Ummm, Lil isn't allowed to date 'til she's 30. Get it right. :eek:


 

Pipp

Majestic Llamacorn
Sep 17, 2013
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Georgia
#51
I am known as Jeremy when I'm here, and have been assigned various other colorful names, depending on where I am at the time. Was amazed that I seemed to have at least one thing in common with many of you. Though a few may be opposites…For example:

I never wear white when dining out. (all it took is one pizza sliding its topping off onto my nice white shirt in a restaurant.) But other accidents like to occur when I wear white shirts, you get the idea. I’m desperately hoping for a wonderful rich woman to come along so I don't really have to grow up and do actual work. Lol. I'm also on my 4th career path now. And I sure do love bacon...and cats, and I especially love chocolate!!! I love the Lord with all of my heart. And speaking from my own personal perspective I believe that I am a hopeless romantic at best. I can't stand rude people no matter who they are, or where I am. I enjoy watching kid tv shows, esp. with my daughter. I also could eat M & M's by the fist-full. And Reeces Pieces.
I love lounging around in my pajamas. I speak fluent movie quote and break out in song multiple times a day. I could be reading a novel, but I’m usually reading a book about Christian living or spiritual growth. Or about cars and motorcycles. I have always taken a book or magazine wherever I go, lest I get bored. I am good at starting yet another project I will possibly never finish. I'm an aspiring writer. I always loved blanket forts, and still do.

But I really love pizza…
Lol looks like you covered all of everyone's bases...lol
 

ronnie2796

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#52
Hey! I am not looking to date! I mean, if the guy's worth having, he'll wait until I'm 27, or 30 or 52, right? Lol
 

Desdichado

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Feb 9, 2014
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#53
Hmmm!

Have you tried to hide that rifle of a sniper? Perhaps some may feel the danger of being shooted down with gratitude bullets.

Who knows? :)
Hahaha

My good mother taught me never to hide my intentions. :p
 

tourist

Senior Member
Mar 13, 2014
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#54
Hey, You can call me Ronnie and I'm not your average Joe.
Seriously, I just told you to call me Ronnie, please do not call me Joe, or Average Joe, I don't think the name suits me very well.

I'm a high school student and I can be very unorganized. Actually, I just am very unorganized. I sing randomly and loudly. Sometimes in the middle of the night. I like all kinds of music from heavy metal to classical to some random banjo music that I found on youtube. I will play all of these very loudly. I like loud, most of the time.
I'm just learning to cook, so sometimes wonderful things happen, and then sometimes I burn the whole Mother's Day breakfast,.. Enough said there.
I'm a good driver for my age!! Or, that's what I'm told anyway. I haven't killed anyone lately.
I love kids. Someday I dream of helping my children dig a hole to China in the back yard. Hope you can mow around that, and the big pile of dirt,..

Sooo,....Any Takers? ;) :D
When I was young I dug a deep hole in the back of the garage and struck water. To mow around the hole you will need a sharp blade on the mower. There will be many takers to your personal ad. Choose wisely.
 

ronnie2796

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#55
Well, as far as the mowing goes, I'm hoping to find someone willing to do that for me! (fingers crossed) (Not that I wouldn't be willing at times)
And as far as choosing wisely, I'm trying to keep a policy of "Its not up to me, ask God, then my dad."
I'm thinking that should work well :)
 
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SarahMoore

Guest
#56
Hi my name is sarah and I am looking for good Christian people to make friends with and speak to regularly. :) if your up for some haha im your girl. :D
 
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SarahMoore

Guest
#58
Woe, you really advertising yourself here hehehe.
Im sorry to disappoint but my creative juices and usual eloquence has been lacking of late. But if you find Jesus shirts that say BRB or I had followers before twitter just as amusing as I and all other forms of general nerdiness are your forté we should talk.
 
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Richie_2uk

Guest
#59
Im sorry to disappoint but my creative juices and usual eloquence has been lacking of late. But if you find Jesus shirts that say BRB or I had followers before twitter just as amusing as I and all other forms of general nerdiness are your forté we should talk.
I would take you up on that offer if iwas looking, But sorry, Im not hehe. But God bless in your search.
 

maxwel

Senior Member
Apr 18, 2013
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#60
Well, as far as the mowing goes, I'm hoping to find someone willing to do that for me! (fingers crossed) (Not that I wouldn't be willing at times)
And as far as choosing wisely, I'm trying to keep a policy of "Its not up to me, ask God, then my dad."
I'm thinking that should work well :)
Well, God may like plenty of the Christian boys you meet.

But your dad... he's not going to be so easy.

: )